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    #681

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:35 PM

    Kick him in the... oh, look at these lovely bags of nuts! No Niki... stop knawing on the bags... those aren't for you!. yucky bags of nuts! Phooey! Get them out of your mouth Niki... oh yuck!!
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    #682

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:35 PM

    :-O starby, you're older than 35?!

    ... hmm... you seem... younger than alty. ;)
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    #683

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:37 PM

    Oh no you didn't! You little, why I out of, run, run, run!

    Nicki, eat the nuts, sic nuts, gobble, gobble, gobble.

    Starby, you hold him down, I'm getting the garden shears. :)
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    #684

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:37 PM

    ... quiet nutless boy! You talk like a little girl!
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    #685

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:38 PM

    Widdle Auty... did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?

    Don't you CWY!!

    Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...
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    #686

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:38 PM

    Ooooooh, that was good Starby.

    More, more, do more, make him cry! :)
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    #687

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    Widdle Auty...did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?

    Don't you CWY!!!

    Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...
    I'm going to put you over my knee young man. :D
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    #688

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:41 PM

    You put him over your knee Alty... I'll tie his feet and hang him by his... oh nooo... that won't work... he doesn't have any left!!
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    #689

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:44 PM

    We can tickle him with a feather. :)
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    #690

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:44 PM

    Put me over your knees alty.

    Pwease?

    I've been bad.
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    #691

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:46 PM

    I don't know what to say to that. He's got me at a loss. :(
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    #692

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:47 PM

    Don't butt in to the front of the line! I'm still here waiting for Santa!. Naughty Santa!. you can have your turn later bad elf!
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    #693

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:48 PM

    Speaking of elves...

    ... New Year's Eve... was a quiet night. I took two of my non-drinking buddies to a bar to celebrate. While I was enjoying THEIR complimentary champagnes...

    Two LP (little people) got in a fight.

    ... it was... the best night... ever.

    *NOTE* No offense to any LPs.
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    #694

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:49 PM

    Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)
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    #695

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)
    I said I was waiting fer "Naughty Santa"... back away from the beer!

    Sneezy? Which elf did you take home?
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    #696

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:53 PM

    Apparently they were both guys, so he took them both home. Ooops, was I not supposed to tell. ;)
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    #697

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:54 PM

    The one with the stubby fingers and the short legs...

    ... oh wait... oops...
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    #698

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:55 PM

    Night all... later.

    "All posts are being copied for the trail later..."
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    #699

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:56 PM

    Ohhhh! Did they put in a good word to Santa for you Sneezer? Did you get extra special gifts this year? Or did they put you on the naughty list?
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    #700

    Jan 6, 2009, 09:57 PM

    Trail? What trail?

    Stringer, what are you up to?

    I know what Sneezy's up to, his armpits in LP's. :) Are they hot Sneezy? Do you like their big bulging muscles? Hmmmm?

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