[mackythehacker]

:eek: = Dirty joke :p





:eek: Joke one:

Little boy walks in on his dad on top of his mum.. his dad laughs at him, throughs a pillow at him and tells him to go away... 10 minuets later the dad hears noises coming from the boys bedroom and to his shock, the boy is on top of him granny, he laughs and says to his dad '' Not so funny when its your mum, eh?'

:eek:Joke two:

Boy walks in on his mum and dad ''going at it'' and the boy asks '' what are you doing?''
the dad says ''making you a little brother or sister'' the boy reply's '' oh.. do it doggy style I want a puppy''

Joke three:

Guy walks into a bar.. Ouch...

Joke four:

It's kind of embarrassing when a man has an erection and walks into a wall and his nose hits it first...

:eek: Joke five:

what you call homosexual dinosaurs? - Mega-sore-arse

[KC13]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus.:rolleyes:

[magprob]

I'm sickened.

[KC13]

I'm sickened.

Not to worry, there's always room for another... ;)