[KBC]

I'll tell ya, it really pisses me off when people rant. RANT RANT RANT! Every where I go, people RANTING about silly crap that means nothing. Nothing I tell you! Ranting cause the dish network guy is late. "My doctor made me wait" Whaa Whaa Whaa! "The Fed Ex driver didn't bring me the useless crap I bought on the internet!" Whaa Whaa Whaa! "Some jerk stopped in the middle of the road just because he had a load of lumber he needed to unload and wanted to back in right in front of me and made me late getting to the mall so I could buy more useless junk that I couldn't find on the internet!" Whaa Whaa Whaa!
"Some old lady walked in front of me at the store slowing me down for 5 seconds!" Whaa Whaa Whaa!
Well you know what? I do all those things to piss people off plus more and I fart in public to boot. So all together now:
WHAA WHAA WHAA!

FINALLY,a rant you can sink your teeth into!! :cool:

[starbuck8]

Mag! I should have ran you over in the parking lot today when I had the chance! But, you farted, and startled me! I thought it was the guy behind me honking his horn, so I swerved and accidentally ran into a little old lady, so I jumped out of my car to see if she was all right. Well, she was unconscious but breathing, so in order not to cause another accident, I picked up her pkgs. and put them into my car. Whew... at least I got my C'mas shopping done! That little ole lady had sum good stuff! I'll get you next time though Mag!

[magprob]

There you go, RANTING again!
Actually, that was pretty good Starbuck8. I mean the part about you thinking my fart was a Truck Horn. Makes me proud. Thank you.

[Alty]

Mag, on a scale of one to ten on the loud fart meter I give you a 9.9. ;)

Ken, you're in my thoughts and prayers, not worries, you'll be fine. :)

Starby, maybe you should be the one writing books, not me. ;)

I have a ton of rants but they're all my own doing so I'm not telling. :(

[starbuck8]

There you go, RANTING again!
Actually, that was pretty good Starbuck8. I mean the part about you thinking my fart was a Truck Horn. Makes me proud. Thank you.

RANT! People that don't call me Starby! :p

[Alty]

Starbuck8, calm down, breath, you don't want to get your feathers all ruffled. ;)

Oooh, my show is on, and it's new. I'll be back in an hour, maybe. ;)

[starbuck8]

Mag, on a scale of one to ten on the loud fart meter I give you a 9.9. ;)

Ken, you're in my thoughts and prayers, not worries, you'll be fine. :)

Starby, maybe you should be the one writing books, not me. ;)

I have a ton of rants but they're all my own doing so I'm not telling. :(

I'll tell on you! You got up in the middle of the night, and fumbled around for your slippers, to go and get a snack. You mistook one of the dogs for a slipper, and he bit your foot! You hopped on one foot to get to the bathroom, and slipped on bunny poop, and fell on your A$$! You got up and did the bunny hop to the kitchen and tried to find the light! You ran into the bird cage, and the door popped open and the bird flew out and got caught in your hair! You flailed around and knocked over the fish bowl, and the goldfish was squirming on the floor. You cut your foot on the glass from the fish bowl and started to cry! You went back to bed, the dog was mad and pissed in your bed, you had a sore A$$, a bird in your hair, a bloody foot, a dog sleeping in your spot, so you went and slept in the dog kennel! Wiggy got up in the morning, kissed the dog, gave you a bowl of water, and smiled to himself, because his work was done!

[Alty]

LMAO, I love it Starby, only one problem. The fish tank is plastic! ;)

We should collaberate on an adult children's book. Why adult? Because I'm pretty sure you can't say a$$ in a kids book. I'd have to check to make sure though. ;)

So, that's why I got water in a bowl this morning. That Wiggy! ;)

Commercial break over, back to my show. Can you tell I'm addicted to both the show and AMHD?

[KBC]

I'll tell on you! You got up in the middle of the night, and fumbled around for your slippers, to go and get a snack. You mistook one of the dogs for a slipper, and he bit your foot! You hopped on one foot to get to the bathroom, and slipped on bunny poop, and fell on your A$$! You got up and did the bunny hop to the kitchen and tried to find the light! You ran into the bird cage, and the door popped open and the bird flew out and got caught in your hair! You flailed around and knocked over the fish bowl, and the goldfish was squirming on the floor. You cut your foot on the glass from the fish bowl and started to cry! You went back to bed, the dog was mad and pissed in your bed, you had a sore A$$, a bird in your hair, a bloody foot, a dog sleeping in your spot, so you went and slept in the dog kennel! Wiggy got up in the morning, kissed the dog, gave you a bowl of water, and smiled to himself, because his work was done!

WOW,you should be writing the book... one for the TOTALLY INSANE!! :eek:

NO seriously, that was really good(and it might be true?? huh?? )

[magprob]

I'd like it better if she had stuck her foot in the dogs but and walked around for a while wearing it.

[KBC]

OUCH,, That Christmas spirit is folding it's wings

[starbuck8]

I'd like it better if she had stuck her foot in the dogs but and walked around for a while wearing it.

This dawg says he will NOT be used as a slipper!

YouTube - chrismas dogs & cats song

[Alty]

No dog butt slippers, that's not okay!

Chewy (the beagle baby) had massive diarreaha yesterday morning at 5am. I was up for an hour cleaning it up. The sound of him pooping woke me up, that's how bad it was. I will not stick my foot up that butt, no way, no how!

[KBC]

Not without a rubber on anyway... :D

[starbuck8]

Not without a rubber on anyway...:D

Ewwwwww!! Who's going to remove that? :eek: I think I'll pass on my midnite snack now! ::gag::

[HistorianChick]

Whoa... what happened here? https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/workpl...-293132-4.html

Read it from the beginning... I have to say, I'm as appalled as IMFHB...

[JudyKayTee]

Whoa.... what happened here? https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/workpl...-293132-4.html

Read it from the beginning... I have to say, I'm as appalled as IMFHB....

I'm a participant on that thread (as you know) - what has you appalled? (And what does IMFHB mean?)


BYOB, that I get.

[HistorianChick]

Ha ha... byob... yes...

IMFHB - IAmFromHuntersBar

I'm just appalled at the seeming tempers. It just seems like a verbal wrestling match now. The OP isn't going to change her morals/values because we yell at her, and answerers aren't going to change their opinions. It just seems like the question should be done.

I guess it is my non-confrontational personality coming out - even through a website.

[JudyKayTee]

Ha ha .... byob... yes...

IMFHB - IAmFromHuntersBar

I'm just appalled at the seeming tempers. It just seems like a verbal wrestling match now. The OP isn't going to change her morals/values because we yell at her, and answerers aren't going to change their opinions. It just seems like the question should be done.

I guess it is my non-confrontational personality coming out - even through a website.

Should it be closed? Sure - a long time ago. It is no longer about the OP's question. It's about moral values, confrontations about "what would you do"?

Ahh - if it were within my power to close it...

Best I can do - which I've done - is walk away. I've had my say.

[HistorianChick]

I do agree... I think its been done for a while now.

Unfortunately, we can't change the world - nor can we fix other people's lives when they don't ask for it. I think that's what everyone means...

*sigh*... :)