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    #221

    Nov 29, 2008, 10:39 PM

    Pillow Fight! :)
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    #222

    Nov 29, 2008, 10:44 PM

    Noooooooooooo... not my great auntie and uncle!
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    #223

    Nov 29, 2008, 10:55 PM

    Aw, poor wee ducky. Don't worry, we'll make you a new pillow, come here. ::pluck, pluck, pluck:: oops, I plucked all the new feathers that were starting to grow. Oh well. Here's your new pillow. :)
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    #224

    Nov 29, 2008, 10:59 PM

    Actually duckie, you look quite silly standing there with your hands on your hips nakie... with a look of anger in those duckie eyes...

    Whew... glad it isn't me that you have it in for... :)
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    #225

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:16 PM

    She won't stay mad long, I've invited her for Christmas. :)

    Shhh, Stringer, don't tell, she doesn't know she's invited to be the main course. ;)
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    #226

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:21 PM

    Now that sounds a little like adult sexuality related if I even heard it... HAHAHA

    God I love this group... :)
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    #227

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:26 PM

    Got to love adult sexuality, especially when talking to new adults. ;)

    I feel like such a hypocrite when I talk to teens and tell them not to have sex.

    I bet they all think I'm some crotchety old virgin with 80 cats. ;)
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    #228

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Gotta love adult sexuality, especially when talking to new adults. ;)

    I feel like such a hypocrite when I talk to teens and tell them not to have sex.

    I bet they all think I'm some crotchety old virgin with 80 cats. ;)
    Alty... we know the real truth! You don't look a day over 75, and your eyesight is failing you! There are only 71 cats! The others are of a different species! Hey... get that bunny out of the fishbowl! :eek:
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    #229

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:46 PM

    There are only 71 cats
    What happened to the other 9? Did I eat them? Oh no! Snooky, Pookie, Fluffy, Snuffy, Cuddles, Noodle, Pebbles, FiFi, Lady, where are you? Come back, Momma's sorry! :(

    bunny out of the fishbowl!
    I have a fish bowl? Oh no! :eek:
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    #230

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:49 PM

    You forgot Sloppy, Moppy, Cocky and Floppy! Oh no sorry... those are the humans in your family! LOL!
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    #231

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:50 PM

    Ooh, I know who Sloppy is, yup, I remember him. His nicknames are, Lazy, Sleepy, Stinky and Jerk, it all depends on the day. ;)
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    #232

    Nov 29, 2008, 11:53 PM

    LMAO! Jerk must be the runt of the litter! ;)
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    #233

    Nov 30, 2008, 08:38 AM

    *Yawn*... Goooood Morning
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    #234

    Nov 30, 2008, 03:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Here is one that will need verification from our friend M:

    Aussie Words

    These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

    You'll probably need to be an Aussie to understand!

    billabonk
    to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
    bludgie
    a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
    dodgeridoo
    a fake indigenous artifact.
    lyrebard
    Ern Malley
    matesh*t
    all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
    licky
    a day off you get by asking the boss nicely.
    barramondi
    the sickie taken after Sunday, for the purpose of fishing.
    fair drinkum
    good quality Aussie wine.
    klangaroo
    the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar.
    flatypus
    a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
    yabble
    the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
    carlton drift
    the wayward walk home from the pub
    bushwanker
    a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
    shornbag
    a sheila with a brazillian wax.
    Ha Ha

    Yep all true stringer LOL :)
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    #235

    Nov 30, 2008, 03:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Batman!??

    Can I have a licky so I can go billabonk, followed by a fair drinkum and a shornbag and another billabonk. Then I can carleton drift, step over the flatypus, and return to my bludgie, and trip over the matesh*t, and the bushwanker? After all of this, I may need another licky, and a baramondi! :D

    Can you get back to me on that....lickety split?
    LMAO... nice starbs ;)
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    #236

    Nov 30, 2008, 03:30 PM

    M, I have a kindy that's knee high to a grasshopper, she's knackered and I don't want a kafuffle. Do you have anything to kick in that might help?

    I tried. ;)
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    #237

    Nov 30, 2008, 03:52 PM

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ll-286717.html
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    #238

    Nov 30, 2008, 04:04 PM

    LOL, That was actually quite funny seeing how we have a cat.

    Jeebus, My sweet tooth is driving me crazy! And I can't eat anything.
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    #239

    Nov 30, 2008, 04:11 PM

    and I can't eat anything.
    That sucks Guy. Tell you what, I'm making cake, I'll have a slice for you. Sound good? ;)
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    #240

    Nov 30, 2008, 04:12 PM

    Heh, YOU WANT CAKE??
    What kind?

    eat me, delicious: Elvis Fluffernutter Cake
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