[starbuck8]

Okay everyone. Here's a picture of the castle in my hometown in Germany, I took that picture when we visited in 2001. This is Schloss Weikersheim and my house was a 5 minute walk from it. There's a playground right next to it, seperated by a hedge, I used to play there as a child, and my Jared played there when we where there last.

See the tower behind it? My Dad climbed that tower to get a baby crow out of a nest so that he could raise it as a pet. At the time the royal family still lived in the castle. The queen sent someone to my Oma's house (the Oma that just passed away) to tell her that her oldest son was climbing the tower and was probably going to break his neck.

He got the crow, named it Jacob, he was very tame. The neighbor shot him one day because he thought that the crow might eat his corn.

So many memories in that picture. :)

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Lets go live there k? Alty... you and I can have the tower all to ourselves! We'll be able to keep a good eye on the Sheriff and the Deputy that way! :D

That looks like a fun place to play! We can (well you can... lol) raise crows! Just don't let them fly over my head k? ;)

[starbuck8]

Hi everyone! Sorry Starby for my missed appointment on that Saturday. This week was very very VERY busy. Had five exam papers up to now, one more to go. I only had time to look at the posts on one page, following my last post, then the connection here dropped from 40 kbps to about 5 kbps. Suddenly, many people came and internet connection went down. Catch you later! Have a math tuition for tomorrow's paper. Btw, the french is a good idea! ;) Stringer will surely not understand a thing!!! Tomorrow, for sure, i'll be here pretty early. Bye

No probs Unky! Get your school work done... that's more important.

Oui, Filandreux est une tête de poopy, un grand about de bulle d'air d'ole, un grand Shérif de radin... LOL! Nous pouvons concevoir notre plan d'action et il ne saura pas!

[starbuck8]

... and for Alty!


Ja, Zäh ist ein Poopy-Kopf, ein großer Ole-Luftblase-Kolben, ein großer Geizhals-Sheriff... LOL! Wir können unseren Plan der Handlung ausdenken, und er wird nicht wissen!

[Stringer]

A little humor;

Making a baby:

This is hilarious, and there is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!


The Jones's were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
Father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
Jones kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should
Be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
Happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am',
He said, 'I've come to.. '

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Jones cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
Expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good Did you know
Babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
Seat!

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch,
And perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun.
You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'


'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try
Several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure
You'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Jones.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and
Out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Jones quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby
Pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Jones exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
Mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Jones.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job
Done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good
Look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Jones, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The
Mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate,
And when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the
Squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Jones leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
Uh... equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we
Can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too
Big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Jones fainted...

[Emland]

Stringer, that is hilarious!

[starbuck8]

Mornin Stringy and Emland! I've got to copy and paste that one to send to a photographer friend of mine. Too funny!

[jrebel7]

What a great way to start my morning Stringer!! LOL Got my mind off things troubling me onto more... interesting subjects! :)

[jrebel7]

Hope this makes you all smile!!

A Girl Potato and a Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam."

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.


When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.


They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato," and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the potato sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she
Wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay."

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the
Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw .

Tom Brokaw ?


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.


They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
Because he's just...

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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[starbuck8]

Hahahahahaha! Good one Rebby! Chery and I are running to retarded Island... wanna come? Add your name and off we go! I think Alty has got a bid in on a yacht! :D

[Stringer]

Hope this makes you all smile!!!

A Girl Potato and a Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam."

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.


When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.


They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato," and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the potato sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she
wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay."

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the
Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw .

Tom Brokaw ?


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.


They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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*

OK! Here it is!

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A COMMONTATER

LMAO Princess... loved the "play" on words...

[Stringer]

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Love it... gets "even!"

Oh, by the way girls, the money that M and I hid that you found... it is "Confederate Bank Notes." It is worthless... we were not going to tell you until the cops came after you for passing bad money... but we felt a little (very little) guilty as we know that you gals wouldn't want prison time... and we would have no one left to joke around with... ha.

[starbuck8]

Well the Duck and the Bunny are very SMRT! We tried to wash the dirty money, and the stains didn't come out. So went went to the money laundering service, and they cleaned and pressed it. It's all clean money now! :p

[jrebel7]

Ah, Sheriff, what about these gold things I found? I mean, they are little chunks of gold, a little uneven, but very heavy. I think these might be enough to buy the Island. I don't think you and M hid these because they were in a place only the girls go when we want to be private and have quiet talk. I have heard that there was some gold missing from long ago. I THINK I FOUND IT GIRLS!!

[starbuck8]

WOOHOO... Let's make a run for it girls! Fire up the Rebel baby... we're off on a ROAD TRIP!

[jrebel7]

The Rebel is ready to go!! ROAD TRIP!! Yahoo! Sheriff, we love you and Deputy. I know your hearts. I know you want us to have a great time! R I G H T?? We will come back all refreshed and ready to KEEP YOU ALL ON YOUR TOES!! LOL

[Stringer]

Ah, Sheriff, what about these gold things I found? I mean, they are little chunks of gold, a little uneven, but very heavy. I think these might be enough to buy the Island. I don't think you and M hid these because they were in a place only the girls go when we want to be private and have quiet talk. I have heard that there was some gold missing from long ago. I THINK I FOUND IT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Princess... give us some credit for being a little smarter than that... where else would we hid the "Fools' Gold?" Yep actually "real" FOOLS GOLD"!!

And DUCKIE... you too, I expected more... from you... listen... sssssshhhhh...

IT IS CONFEDERATE CERTIFICATES !!!!!! Worthless.....absolutely WORTHLESS !!!!!!!!!!!!! :p:p:p:p

[Stringer]

I think that I should "lay low" for a while after this one:

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[friend4u178]

I think that I should "lay low" for a while after this one:

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LMAO... :p

[jrebel7]

Now Stringer... when have you ever led this Princess wrong?? You have always been honest and loving. Angel has always protected me and been my guardian and YET... you are telling me, fool's gold?? You got me all excited... you two... what are we going to do with you? Have I misplaced my trust?? If you and Angel cannot be trusted to provide wealth, love and safety, who do we turn to??

[jrebel7]

Where are the Queens when I need them? I thought we were all set to go on a beautiful trip and now... foiled again!!

Well, I love ya's both anyway. Got to run do my own things right now but I shall return and hope to find my two loving and protecting guys providing a much needed rest to the Royalty of this beautifully, haunted castle.