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    #1221

    Oct 21, 2008, 08:23 AM

    I will be the only nakie duck on this Island! It's written on that rock over there! Those are the Island commandments! See, look right up top. It's the first commandment! Boys just never follow the rules!
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    #1222

    Oct 21, 2008, 08:33 AM

    Yes I see it DUCKIE but here is a news flash people!!!!!!!!!!

    I have pictures of the naked DUCKIE working all night with a chisel and a hammer on that rock!!!!!!!!!!!! So NO it was not some grand intervention by a higher power........IT WAS WRITTEN BY NONE OTHER THAT THE NAKIE DUCKIE !!!!!!!!!!!
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    #1223

    Oct 21, 2008, 08:41 AM

    T'wasn't me I tell you... t'wasn't meee! It must have been an imposter! I have an alibi! I was... uhhhmm... I was at the salon having my feather replacement therapy! Yup, that's where I was! You call the people at Salon de coup!
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    #1224

    Oct 21, 2008, 08:59 AM

    I have pics........you with a hammer, your butt in the air AND only one stringly, devastated, sorry feather sticking up in the moon light! :*)
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    #1225

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:10 AM

    It was someone in a halloween costume! I've heard they are selling them at Walmart! I want a cut of their profits!
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    #1226

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:17 AM

    A DUCK caught with her hand on the hammer...

    The pic caught you looking directly at the camera.. DUCKIE ! With a look of GUILT and shock that cha got caught... hahahahahaha

    I'm selling it to the internet you are NAKIE !
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    #1227

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:27 AM

    Well I wasn't going to bring this up, but I too have pics! Pictures of the Sheriff dipping into the petty cash, and taking the Oxen for a night out on the town!
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    #1228

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:37 AM

    Oxen? Does Allty and princess know that that is what YOU are calling them? We went for a drink, and since you guys have voted down giving me a salary, I had to take "expenses" from the "kitty."

    I can't wait 'til they hear what you called them DUCKIE!
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    #1229

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:51 AM

    Oh now you are trying to blackmail me are you! I was speaking of the Oxen of the animal variety... yup, the ones that Harold brought over from the Castle! I saw that look of lust in your eyes when you looked at them! I saw how your were looking at their big wolly coats and their big horns! I got an overhead view, and it looks it was party central afterwards at the station!
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    #1230

    Oct 21, 2008, 01:45 PM
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    Thanks, close......but cuter please and a little less.....
    LOL... your a hard man to please stringer :rolleyes:

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    #1231

    Oct 21, 2008, 05:53 PM

    What is going on? I'm gone for a while and all heck breaks loose.

    Who's Harold? We have oxen? Who's the girl M and why is she here? Ducky is getting feather replacement therapy and Stringer is blackmailing her?

    Gosh, leave for a week or so and everything is weird. You really can't miss a day on AMHD, otherwise you get too far behind. :(

    Someone tell me what's going on, I'm lost. :(
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    #1232

    Oct 21, 2008, 06:31 PM

    It's Majic Mushroom season?
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    #1233

    Oct 21, 2008, 07:33 PM

    Mag, if at all possible, you just made me more lost then before. :(

    Magic Mushroom season? I live in Canada, that's strictly verboten here. ;)
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    #1234

    Oct 21, 2008, 07:38 PM

    Than before. That's what happens when you take Majic Mushrooms. It is the season you know.
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    #1235

    Oct 21, 2008, 07:52 PM

    No shrooms here, nope, not here, it's too cold to grow them this time of year, yup, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    So, who's Harold, why do we have oxen, and what's up with the duck? Can you give me the short sweet version? ;)
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    #1236

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:07 PM

    We, Harold and I, and a small army of wild hooligans, have decided to storm the castle. We will be taking it for our own. As soon as we fix the Catapult. As far as the duck... scared me and my men. We are making plans for that duck. Hot boiling oil rendered from a dragons loins should do the trick.
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    #1237

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:08 PM
    Oh, Harold has taken a fancy to oxen over winches. Hey, don't ask, don't tell in our outfit. More winches for us.
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    #1238

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:11 PM

    Looks like we have a convert... ha ha
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    #1239

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:20 PM

    Did you like your new girl sherriff?
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    #1240

    Oct 21, 2008, 09:25 PM

    Be careful those wenches are Dirrrty. Eewww
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