[Stringer]

Deal...

M, we have our work cut out for us...

Let's form a posse, run her down, we need that duck to become a LAME DUCKIE...

[Alty]

Oooooh, You could whip her! :)

Okay, we'll form a posse. Hey, if I help catch the duck will you let me out of my cell once in a while? Oh, and could I have something other than bread and water, it's getting a bit old. ;)

Do you think M will help catch the duck? We need a fool proof plan. Thinking caps on! :)

[Stringer]

Oooooh, You could whip her! :)

Okay, we'll form a posse. Hey, if I help catch the duck will you let me out of my cell once in a while? Oh, and could I have something other than bread and water, it's getting a bit old. ;)

Do you think M will help catch the duck? We need a fool proof plan. Thinking caps on! :)

Let you out of your cell!!

no.


But we can have the oven and all the fixin's brought in. But no sharp objects...

[starbuck8]

I'm watching you!! Muwaaahahahahahahaha!!

[Stringer]

What??

Who me??

Well... I... didn't do nuttin' I'm a duck lover from waaaaaaaay back sweetie... ah huh... yep... a... duck... lover... oh well.

Alty? Can we have a white linen table cloth, candles, soft music, and OH YEAH.. I want one of those feathers for a quill pen... K?

[starbuck8]

Did you feel that tickle Stringy? That was my tail feathers up your nose! Genie Talia has given me the powers to become invisible! You can't find me! :p

[Stringer]

ROFLMAO!! Funny... too funny!!

I just automatically blew my nose... w/o a tissue... AAAAAGGGGGGGggggggggggh

Where the h*ll are those Kleenex..

[starbuck8]

Hahaha! Tickle tickle... that was under your arm... yep the right one! I can do this all day you know! :p

[Alty]

Oh no, she's on to us Stringer!

We must run, hide, think of a plan and then attack.

I've got the table cloth, and real cloth napkins too. I have the candles and the music, and I promise you a feather. I'm going to need a feather too, maybe I can use it to pick the lock to my cell. :)

Genie Talia, bad genie, I want a wish, roast duck! :)

[Stringer]

Mercy...

Hey, wait a minute here... that was your last feather... you are now nakededed..!

[Stringer]

Oh no, she's on to us Stringer!

We must run, hide, think of a plan and then attack.

I've got the table cloth, and real cloth napkins too. I have the candles and the music, and I promise you a feather. I'm going to need a feather too, maybe I can use it to pick the lock to my cell. :)

Genie Talia, bad genie, I want a wish, roast duck! :)

SHE PLUCKED her last feather Alty!!

[Alty]

WHAT!? Oh well, less work for us then. ;)

I'll buy you a pretty ostrich feather to use as a quil, sound good? Where are the keys to the cell Stringer dear? I um, just want to, ah, go for a walk, you, that's right, a walk. ;)

[starbuck8]

I'm a nakie duckie now? I'm sure that tail feather will grow back soon! I've got a little tingle... I can feel it growing back... it's growing... it's growing! Blaahhhhhh... that was dog hair... ewwwwwwwww!!

[friend4u178]

I'm a nakie duckie now? !!!!!!!!!!!

[Alty]

Hee, hee, naked duck, LMAO! :)

Here ducky ducky, here girl, look, I've filled the tub for you, nice warm water, and there are fishies in it for you to play with (Stringer, I figured we could eat the fish too, you know, a side dish). Don't you want a bath ducky?

Okay, this is getting ridiculous, Sydney just peed in her pants again! Yes, again, this will be the 8th time this week! What the heck is going on, she's 6, she didn't pee in her pants this much when she was potty training. ARRRRRR! :(:(

[starbuck8]

QUACK! Don't you see the sideways look I'm giving you? Ducky has a plan in action... no one will catch the elusive Duckie! :: DA... DA... DA... DAAAA::

[Stringer]

I... am... LMAO... I can't stop laughing... pewwwwwwww! There it goes again, where is that hankie??

[starbuck8]

Roflmao!!

[Alty]

M, that is one sexy duck, rar, wink, wink. :)

[Stringer]

Alty!!

I've got it!

We all need to keep the naked duck laughing, laughing hard... she is helpless when she is rolling on the floor.. (no pun intended... )

Ok... let's get started... jokes anyone?? You want DUCK?? JOKES!!