[Stringer]

Every time I saw a "DUCK" while on vacation... well, let's just say I would tell Marta "look, a duck!"

Same goes with "DUCT TAPE" also... Start.

[Stringer]

Stringer I will make you a whole one...just cause you are great!

Oh my, you know Ill eat it all and end up with a belly ache... but that's OK, it all in the pleasure of eating it... with that COFFEE! It's still brewing... like watching and waiting for water to boil... slow, very slow... :(

Thanks hon.

[ISneezeFunny]

Heehee, duck.

Well, welcome back stringy. Twas crazy while you were gone.

Starty, I want some cake? Please?


I'm off to clean my apartment, and... somehow get my butt out of here.

[starbuck8]

Every time I saw a "DUCK" while on vacation...well, let's just say I would tell Marta "look, a duck!"

Same goes with "DUCT TAPE" also.......Start.

That is because I was following you on your vacation! I just liked to peek at you every now and then. Hey everyone... you should have seen what Stringy and Marta were doing :eek:... oh never mind... I will keep that for later as a bargaining tool!

[Stringer]

Well Sneezer, did any of our "quests" escape from the "health resort?" And are you making any progress with the diagnosis? I am the "gatekeeper" you are the guy in the "white coat."

[Stringer]

That is because I was following you on your vacation! I just liked to peek at you every now and then. Hey everyone....you should have seen what Stringy and Marta were doin :eek: .........oh never mind.............I will keep that for later as a bargaining tool!!

Opps... damn, I told Marta that the old guy in the hat and raincoat following us around seemed to have a 'girlie" walk...And I was wondering 'bout that little red light that was flashing? Marta said "don't worry honey, if your suspicions are true, I bet they forgot to put film in that camera"... ha ha... opps!:eek:

[starbuck8]

Opps......damn, I told Marta that the old guy in the hat and raincoat following us around seemed to have a 'girlie" walk...And I was wondering 'bout that little red light that was flashing? Marta said "don't worry honey, if your suspicions are true, I bet they forgot to put film in that camera"....ha ha...opps!:eek:

You quack me up. I can't believe you didn't see me "duckin" behind those bushes!

The ellusive duck strikes again! :D

[Stringer]

You quack me up. I can't believe you didn't see me "duckin" behind those bushes!

Yeah I did... but when we were out on the lake in the boat... your scuba gear tank failed and you came up screaming something about sharks... the whole lake went silent and everyone just stared at you... but when the Shore Patrol came to your rescue and you were fighting them to stay... Wow!

I really don't think that the TASER was necessary though... Smelled like burnt DUCK!.... :eek: :rolleyes:

[starbuck8]

Yeah I did....but when we were out on the lake in the boat.......your scuba gear tank failed and you came up screaming something about sharks.....the whole lake went silent and everyone just stared at you... but when the Shore Patrol came to your rescue and you were fighting them to stay...Wow!

I really don't think that the TASER was necessary though......Smelled like burnt DUCK!.....:eek: :rolleyes:

I believe that was the Deputy's doing! :eek: See, I told you! I believe he was the one that put sharks in a lake too! Then he hired a bunch of flunkies so my tank would fail, and then the Deputy stood on the shore laughing, while the rookies on steroids tasered me! It knocked the stuffin out of me!

[Stringer]

I believe that was the Deputy's doing! :eek: See, I told you! I believe he was the one that put sharks in a lake too! Then he hired a bunch of flunkies so my tank would fail, and then the Deputy stood on the shore laughing, while the rookies on steroids tasered me! It knocked the stuffin outta me!

OOOH... that explains a lot then.

Like the guy sitting at the picnic table with the big smile on his face, an empty plate, glass of wine, a cloth napkin, two lit candles, a vase of flowers, holding his knife and fork upright in his fists. Strange, he even had a violinist standing there beside him. When he whiffed the burnt DUCK smell he jumped up and down like some crazy kook... that couldn't have been M! No, he has way too much class to act like that...

Forget to say that he was very prepared though he even had all the "sides" there on the table already...

[starbuck8]

OOOH......that explains a lot then.

Like the guy sitting at the picnic table with the big smile on his face, an empty plate, glass of wine, a cloth napkin, two lit candles, a vase of flowers, holding his knife and fork upright in his fists. Strange, he even had a violinist standing there beside him. When he whiffed the burnt DUCK smell he jumped up and down like some crazy kook....that couldn't have been M! No, he has way too much class to act like that.....

Forget to say that he was very prepared though he even had all the "sides" there on the table already....

No Batman was with me! He flew me there first class! It was that deputy that sneezes I tell you!!

[Stringer]

No Batman was with me! He flew me there first class! It was that deputy that sneezes i tell ya!!!!

M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU flew her there to spy on ME and Marta???????????????? :eek: :confused: :(

[starbuck8]

Muwaahahahahahahahaha!!

[Stringer]

And "hey" where is everyone else?? Alty... are you still out there?? Has she succumb to some dastardly evil doer? Is she sitting in some jail cell still?

[Stringer]

Muwaahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Wow!! I see you have been working on that EVIL laugh... scary... :rolleyes:

[startover22]

Marta probably knows about the whole Duct tape and DUCK thing... she was probably thinking... Oh geeze here we go again with your puter frenzy!

Go Ducks... next Saturday, the first game of the season, no tickets but we have a big screen and that's good enough for me;)

You know what else? NFL is going to start soon! What will we do then, we need Captain to come back and set us all straight...

[Stringer]

Marta probably knows about the whole Duct tape and DUCK thing....she was probably thinking...Oh geeze here we go again with your puter frenzy!!

Go Ducks....next Saturday, the first game of the season, no tickets but we have a big screen and thats good enough for me;)

You know what else? NFL is gonna start soon! What will we do then, we need Captain to come back and set us all straight....

GO DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY those DUCKS though....right?

Funny story...

This trip I decided that it was going to be about Marta. She gets along with my family so well and they all love each other like sisters and brothers. So, a lot of nice... and funny... things happened.

My sister and brother in law and us went to the Steelers last day of practice at St Vincent's College in Latrobe, Pa. IT WAS extremely hot, we watched practice had some food and we were going to try to get some autographs. I got Marta a tee shirt that said "Steelers Practice at......." and a Steelers ball cap. Remember Marta has been here for about 20 years but she is from Europe and has not grown up with American Football. So, we waited until practice was over and the players were leaving the field. But there were thousands of people standing at the rope on the field and it looked like she would have no chance of getting even one autograph. She looked a little sad, but on her own she worked her way through the crowd to the rope. AND she started yelling like a banshee she ended up with 5 autographs, one was Hines Ward... he was just amazed with her enthusiasm! He stood there for about 10 minutes talking with her, he signed her tee shirt and her cap.

Now, remember that I am not particularly a jealous person... yep. But he seemed especially interested in her AND I was standing right beside her... he didn't even look at me... hmmmmm? But that was OK... she was delighted and was like a teenager with a rock star... She turned to me jumping up and down, extremely happy. Then with all seriousness she asked me... "is he important??????"

She was terrific, I was ROFLOL... when I told her.. "well....YEAH!" She ran around showing everyone her autographs...

Got to love this girl... lots of other funny things... later.:D

Stringer

[starbuck8]

It sounds like Marta was having a BLAST, Silly String! I'm glad you guys had such a good time. That was a funny story... I could just imagine it in my head while I was reading it! :D

Wait a minute, I wasn't imagining it!. I saw it!. I was flying over the field!

[theguywithnolife]

Pssssh... Steelers -.-

[Stringer]

Pssssh...Steelers -.-

Like talking politics huh?

Yep born and raised in Pittsburgh a fan for over 40 years... can't deny they have had some success. Now I have two teams, also the Chicago Bears, but they continue to break my heart, what can I say... :D :rolleyes:

EDIT: But it really wasn't about the Steelers... what can I say...