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    #421

    Aug 23, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Drat. Lilster wins again.

    ... we're watching "Over the Hedge"... she loves that little rascal.
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    #422

    Aug 23, 2008, 09:32 PM
    Don't you know that the dogs rule the earth? Niki thought it was hilarious tonight to come barrelling up behind me and knock me over! Oh yeah, you're funny Niki... so funny... just a real comedian... oh and licking my face all over too! Thank you... yes thank you... I've seen where that tongue has been!

    Lilster... you keep Daddy in line! You know your movies girl!
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    #423

    Aug 23, 2008, 09:39 PM
    Hahahaha! I really need to pay attention to what show is on TV sometimes I tell you! Half the time I don't even know what channel it's on, and all I just heard was "vertical insertion" I thought... what the hell is on TV? It's America's Most Wanted, and they were talking about the Coast Guards doing a rescue mission, and somehow lowering the guy down into the water with a rope into a boat or something. LOL!! I must be tired!
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    #424

    Aug 23, 2008, 09:59 PM
    I'm baaaaaaaaaaack.............but my butt is sore... 9 hours on the road and my eye balls are hanging out on my cheeks...
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    #425

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:12 PM
    Stringy's Home... Stringy's Home!
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    #426

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:13 PM
    How was your trip? You might want to tell us all tomorrow! Eyeballs hanging on cheeks aren't good!
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    #427

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:24 PM
    I tried to talk to my sis in law... I was so tired that my mouth wouldn't work... can you imagine... me>>>mouth not working?

    Nine hours driving at my age with only two necessary stops... I have pains in strange places...
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    #428

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:43 PM
    Mouth not working? String Man's mouth? ::gasp::

    So let me get this right! String has pains in weird places... where the whiskey drowns... and the beer chases... his blues awaaayyyy!

    ... and I'll be okay! :D
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    #429

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:45 PM
    IT'S OKAY STARBY.....REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD to take a drink though but any sacrifice or "port" in a storm you know.
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    #430

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:47 PM
    I got Black Beauty up to 110 mph... yeah... she handled like a dream. Thought you would appreciate knowing that...
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    #431

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:51 PM
    :( My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco! :(
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    #432

    Aug 23, 2008, 10:52 PM
    Aren't you so happy to be back to the sanitarium now? LOL!

    Also sheriff! I have something to report!

    Someone left my cake out in the rain! I don't think that I can TAKE IT... because it took so long too make it!. and I'll never have that recipe AGAIN!. oh noooooooo!!

    I think it might have been the Deputy's fault!
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    #433

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:03 PM
    " My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco!!"

    K... need a splainin..

    I am... but I guess I scared everyone away? No one is here septin you and I... but that is OK... two makes company.
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    #434

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    " My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco!!"

    K...need a splainin....?

    I am...but I guess I scared everyone away? No one is here septin you and I ...but that is ok...two makes company.
    Well here's the story ociffer Stringy! I was upset about my cake getting left out in the rain, so I jumped on my horse, and well, my horse was upset because I woke him, and he slipped in a puddle of mud, and yep, broken leg. I had to shoot them,. and my disco dress was all muddy... and like... you can't go to the disco with a muddy dress... so I called the Deputy... and... and... he was drinking beer with cranberry juice... and he said he wouldn't come and get me... and... like... waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
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    #435

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:18 PM
    But, but, but... the Deputy was trained very well... I don't understand it? A damsel in distress and, and... he didn't come to the rescue? I'm sure that there is more to the story, maybe he was drinking and fighting crime at the time?

    EDIT: I think I am finally sleepy... signing off for this evening... I think...
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    #436

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:23 PM
    Uhm, chugging back...

    Watching a musical movie, and it is all Beatles. Lol
    I would say this is the only musical I ever really enjoyed.

    Just saying hey, hello, and Hi...
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    #437

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:24 PM
    That Deputy is mean I tell you... mean! I hear he has taken up with sum floosie named Lilster! He's been on a binge since you left Sheriff... I speak the truth!. he should be locked up I tell you!
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    #438

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    Uhm, chugging back...

    Watching a musical movie, and it is all Beatles. lol
    I would say this is the only musical I ever really enjoyed.

    Just saying hey, hello, and Hi...
    Hey Deputy Joe! Save me from big mean guy that Sneezes too much?

    Hi Joe, enjoy your movie, G'nite Stringy Man... I'm glad you came home safe and sound!
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    #439

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:29 PM
    I'm just sitting here wondering if two's company then three and four and five make....................................more fun??? The Deputy has me counting all these keys. I wonder what they go to.

    WELCOME BACK MR. SHERIFF!!! It's been a long seven weeks!!! :(

    Hey there Mr. Joe!!! Long time not hearing from you about seven weeks??? :confused:
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    #440

    Aug 23, 2008, 11:32 PM
    Hey Starby!! Seven weeks is a long time. Where have I been?
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