[starbuck8]

You've heard of the "Dog Whisperer"... well I'm the "tick me off rodent screamer" ;)

[Alty]

You better be sleepless, it's only 8:30pm Ducky. :)

Where am I? Oh you, I'm in one of the 20 threads that we're jumping around in. I'm getting really confused. ;)

[friend4u178]

You've heard of the "Dog Whisperer"....well I'm the "tick me off rodent screamer" ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Alty]

You've heard of the "Dog Whisperer"....well I'm the "tick me off rodent screamer" ;)

I need a fly killer, and a house cleaner, anyone game? :D

[Alty]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

M, don't be afraid, you're a dog, not a rodent. :)

[starbuck8]

I need a fly killer, and a house cleaner, anyone game? :D

I don't handle insects! That would be Batmans job! That's okay Batman... I think you are classified as a mammal aren't you? Half man half Mammal? :eek:

(I'm so tired, and I'm just not going to do spell check... so it's up to you to decipher! :p)

[Alty]

He's a Manal. :)

[friend4u178]

I need a fly killer, and a house cleaner, anyone game? :D

[Alty]

M, will you marry me? ;):)

[starbuck8]

He's a Manal. :)

Ohhhhh Alty... please stop handing them to me! :p LMAO! M/anal. Sorry Batman... it was Alty, not me! I have so many jokes I could tell right now... but I think I've been bad enough to Batman today! He did stab me in the butt though... remember?

[friend4u178]

Ohhhhh Alty....please stop handing them to me! :p LMAO!! M/anal. Sorry Batman....it was Alty, not me! I have so many jokes I could tell right now.....but I think I've been bad enough to Batman today! He did stab me in the butt though...remember??

It was only a... no no better not go there :eek:

[friend4u178]

M, will you marry me? ;):)

LOL... whats in it for me ;)

[starbuck8]

It was only a ..................no no better not go there :eek:

ROFLMAO..!

[Alty]

LOL............whats in it for me ;)

Dare I? No, no, back away Alty.:D

Let's see, you can clean my house, kill my flies, feed the bunnies, dogs, bird and fish, cook, bake, take the kids to school, mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, do the laundry, rub my back, do homework with the kids (and feel like a complete idiot). You know, all the things I do. :)

But, in exchange for that, I'll buy you a nice Christmas present every year, throw a party for your birthday (for which you get to clean the house and do all the cooking and baking) and after all that I'll ask you if you're in the mood. In other words, everything hubby does. :)

Oooh, I sound a bit bitter, don't I? ;)

[friend4u178]

Dare I? No, no, back away Alty.:D

Let's see, you can clean my house, kill my flies, feed the bunnies, dogs, bird and fish, cook, bake, take the kids to school, mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, do the laundry, rub my back, do homework with the kids (and feel like a complete idiot). You know, all the things I do. :)

But, in exchange for that, I'll buy you a nice Christmas present every year, throw a party for your birthday (for which you get to clean the house and do all the cooking and baking) and after all that I'll ask you if you're in the mood. In other words, everything hubby does. :)

Oooh, I sound a bit bitter, don't I? ;)

Ok I'll think about it ;)

[Alty]

Ok I'll think about it ;)

:) :D :p :cool:

[friend4u178]

Dare I? No, no, back away Alty.:D

Let's see, you can clean my house, kill my flies, feed the bunnies, dogs, bird and fish, cook, bake, take the kids to school, mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, do the laundry, rub my back, do homework with the kids (and feel like a complete idiot). You know, all the things I do. :)

But, in exchange for that, I'll buy you a nice Christmas present every year, throw a party for your birthday (for which you get to clean the house and do all the cooking and baking) and after all that I'll ask you if you're in the mood. In other words, everything hubby does. :)

Oooh, I sound a bit bitter, don't I? ;)

No wonder they call a marriage... "an institution" :eek:

[kp2171]

How a boy's mind processes Alty's proposotion...

Let's see, you can blah, blah, blah, kill my flies, blah, blah, blah, mow the lawn, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, party, blah, blah, and after all that I'll ask you if you're in the mood.

So its guaranteed sex, right?

Sweet.

[starbuck8]

how a boy's mind processes Alty's proposotion...


so its guaranteed sex, right?

sweet.

Like you had any doubt in your mind? We are talking 'bout Alty here! LOL! ;)