[ISneezeFunny]

Oof. Alty, you may have to wait a while if you want the confirmation. Usually confirmation happens around 2 months...

[friend4u178]

oof. alty, you may have to wait a while if you want the confirmation. Usually confirmation happens around 2 months...

2 MONTHS... hee hee:D :D

Oops did I say that out loud:eek: :eek:

[Alty]

2 MONTHS! Way to put a damper on things Sneezy. ;)

Okay, I guess I'm going condom shopping tomorrow. I feel like a teenager again. ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

OoO... can you instill the awkwardness that comes with condom shopping as a teenager?

... maybe you can ask in a loud voice, "Do you have these in flavored?!?"

[Alty]

Flavored, no way, glow in the dark and ribbed for her pleasure, that's the way to go. Hee, hee, I can just see it now, Jared, Sydney and me, buying condoms at Walmart. Not a great mental picture. :(

[Alty]

Wait a minute. Buying condoms is Wiggy's responsibility, not mine. Right? ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

I like to think so... but I have a few female friends whose boyfriends make them buy the condom. "If she doesn't want to get pregnant, then she'll buy them."

[Stringer]

These Bunnies sneezy :D

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WHoooooaa!

[Stringer]

What do you mean, "sleep with the bunnies"? ;)

You have to hop on a plane and come here for that to happen.

Okay, I'm frustrated people, just read one of KP's sex posts, and now I'm a bit, shall we say, antsy? Wiggy is working nights for the next two weeks, and he's working 10 hour shifts, and he hasn't gone in to the doctor yet to check how things are going after his vasectomy. So, Alty is a bit, you know, frustrated! :(

Someone tell me a joke, or a sad story, or tell me that sex is really bad in August, make it believeable okay?

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... yep bad...

[Stringer]

I was kidding boys, come back, I promise I'll be good. Besides, there aren't any batteries, so I'll just talk to you guys. Anyone here? Did I scare you boys away? Come back! :(

STAMPEDE!! :eek: :rolleyes:

[ISneezeFunny]

sex in august leads to herpes. trust me.

nuff said.

in other news...how's wiggy doing? I'm assuming he's feeling better...no more pain, etc, right? As long as he's not sore or in pain, and is feeling absolutely comfortable, he can help you release those...frustrations.

But then, of course, he still...has to worry about the herpes in August.

Yes stringy. Herpes are bad :D

[jrebel7]

Stringer, did you get rid of your headache from your stressy day?

[Stringer]

Stringer, did you get rid of your headache from your stressy day?

Yes princess, thank you for asking... but I can't mention how... with Alty here... :p

[Stringer]

yes stringy. herpes are bad :D

And thank you very much... I certainly needed the education... Sneezer.

[Alty]

Stringer, not fair, so not fair. You're getting lucky and I'm sitting here thinking about Walmart and condoms. NOT FAIR!! ;)

[Stringer]

Stringer, not fair, so not fair. You're getting lucky and I'm sitting here thinking about Walmart and condoms. NOT FAIR!!!! ;)

Sorry sweetheart... but I really didn't mention how... :)

[ISneezeFunny]

AHHH my virgin ears! My virgin ears!

[Alty]

Stringer you didn't have to, it was implied. ;)

Sneezy, LMAO, virgin ears, hee, hee, thanks, I needed that. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

OK ladies and gents. It's time for me to get in bed... and... imagine my soul being sucked out through my toes (it was alty's idea)...

You kids be good! Don't make me get the umbrella! (not sure why... an umbrella... but... the threat worked on me as a child... )

[friend4u178]

Night sneezy

Hope alty hasn't got you all worked up :D