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    #381

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:49 PM
    Okay, I got Trees are Green, but it's not dirty, that's why I was confused, because the rest are dirty. Having a blonde moment (no offense Starby). :);)

    Really M, I'm blaming it on the meds, I've been really sluggish lately, even Wiggy noticed, because he said something earlier that I would usually have a quick come back for and I said nothing. He stood there looking at me, finally I asked him what was wrong. He asked what's wrong with you, usually you'd jump all over that remark. Jeesh, can't wait to be healthy again. :)
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    #382

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Aaahhhhh

    It's like the Michael Hunt thing that starby mentioned earlier which came from the movie Porky's , you ring up a pub or something similar and ask for people and the name sounds like something else

    ie: Theresa Green = Trees are green
    Ben Dover (starbys) = Bend Over
    Michael Hunt ( Michael shortened) = ................
    Well I knew what we were talking about... but I thought there was something in Theresa Green that I was missing... guess I have a dirty mind today!. you started it!. LOL!
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    #383

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Aaahhhhh

    It's like the Michael Hunt thing that starby mentioned earlier which came from the movie Porky's , you ring up a pub or something similar and ask for people and the name sounds like something else

    ie: Theresa Green = Trees are green
    Ben Dover (starbys) = Bend Over
    Michael Hunt ( Michael shortened) = ................
    And Talia? Please?:confused:
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    #384

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    And Talia? Please?:confused:

    Stringy... read it slooowwwwly!. and pronounce every letter! :p:D
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    #385

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    And Talia? Please?:confused:
    Stringer honey, Genie Talia: genitalia. :)
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    #386

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well I knew what we were talking about....but I thought there was something in Theresa Green that I was missing....guess I have a dirty mind today!!.....you started it!!...LOL!!
    Told you it was Trees are Green. You and your dirty mind Starby! :p :eek:
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    #387

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:56 PM
    It was a riddle... I had to consider every angle... LOL!
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    #388

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Told you it was Trees are Green. You and your dirty mind Starby! :p :eek:
    LMAO... well now I know we can't tell clean jokes around you two:rolleyes:

    Have you gott it yet stringer;)
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    #389

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:58 PM
    Hee, hee, that's true M. Starby and I both share a gutter, that's where we keep our minds. :)
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    #390

    Aug 3, 2008, 07:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer honey, Genie Talia: genitalia. :)
    Another "coulda had a V-8" moment... as Stringer slaps his forehead... AGAIN!:o :rolleyes:

    I was working with "Talia" only... this gives me a middle of the forehead headache again, but this time not from drinking... ouch.

    Tomorrow guys, another 4 hour meeting so G-Night and check for bed bugs... first.:eek: :D ;)

    EDIT TO M: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>yep, finally! My head still hurts me.
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    #391

    Aug 3, 2008, 08:09 PM
    Poor Stringer. Go rest, get some sleep for your 4 hour meeting. Don't forget to drink lots of coffee hun. :)
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    #392

    Aug 3, 2008, 08:14 PM
    I'm usually not this thick (I don't believe)... stress I guess... good as any excuse... Later.
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    #393

    Aug 3, 2008, 08:30 PM
    What? I stop in late tonight and y'all have resorted to puns?


    BTW - I thought Mike Hunt was from American Grafitti...
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    #394

    Aug 3, 2008, 08:33 PM
    Alt - a test for your not-so-witty mind:

    Sheet: (n) cover for the workbench where they manufacture tricycle motors.
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    #395

    Aug 3, 2008, 09:19 PM
    Flyer, are you trying to make my poor wee brain explode? ;)

    Oh, by the way all, Alty bad, got into another tiff with Cred today. He just won't stop with his hate speeches. Of course I stepped in (I really can't stop myself).

    I know, you all will say, put him on your ignore list. But I just can't sit back and let him poo poo on everyone, their beliefs, their heritage, their country of origin. How does he get away with all this?

    It's funny, when he's not around the convo's on the religious discussion board go pretty smoothly, but he jumps in and wamo, it's hate, hate, hate. Grrrrr.

    Okay, I'm okay, just a little vent.

    Now, Flyer, what am I supposed to do with the sheet?

    I'm kidding of course, tricycles don't have motors.:D
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    #396

    Aug 3, 2008, 09:44 PM
    Where's Credo ranting now?

    Alt - what powers a tricycle?


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    #397

    Aug 3, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by WVHiflyer

    Alt - what powers a tricycle?


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    Uuhhmmmmmmmm... a child's legs?

    Am I on the right track flyer?
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    #398

    Aug 3, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Nope M, the answer is bed.

    Flyer, the thread where Cred was ranting has been closed. Oops. ;)
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    #399

    Aug 3, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Ah yes I get it , very clever :)
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    #400

    Aug 3, 2008, 10:01 PM
    Took me a minute, but yup, finally got it. Jeesh, the poor old brain sure is sluggish lately. Could it be because of the beer? Nah! :)
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