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    #701

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:12 PM
    Sneezy I could kiss you right on the mouth, I would, but I'm contagious. I'm having one beer, yes, one. I just love the taste and I haven't had one in a while. Thanks Sneezy. :)
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    #702

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:15 PM
    Mmm... well, hc's not here... and wiggy can't strain himself too much physically... ;)

    Enjoy the beer. I believe I'll have a few as well :)
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    #703

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:17 PM
    About Wiggy and the not straining. How long before he can strain? TMI?
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    #704

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:23 PM
    TMI would be when someone from amhd (not mentioning names) e-mails you asking about leakage (not going to say from where)... and describing it in GREAT detail.. . I was eating while reading my e-mails. Urgh.

    How's he feeling overall? Is he still on the ibuprofen? He should be feeling almost no pain now... and should be able to walk normally. Usually, he can "strain" after about a week or so... but since his pain didn't subside right away, I suggest waiting maybe a day or two more.
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    #705

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:38 PM
    Leakage? Well, that will ruin your appetite. ;)

    Thanks for the info. Now a bit more tmi, everyone else don't read this! When will the surgery itself do what it's supposed to. How long before we can stop being careful and taking precautions? Jeeze Alty, I feel like a teenager asking her dad if she can go on the pill. :);)
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    #706

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:43 PM
    I already had my beers for the night, I feel left out :(
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    #707

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Haha, sorry biggie.

    Yes, alty. You crazy hormone driven teen, you.

    Well, I'm sure his doc told him... he has to go in for a sterility checkup in about 2 months... then again at three months. Usually, by the third month, most men are sterile. He's now just trying to "clear out" the sperm that's left in his vas deferens. It takes anywhere between 20 - 50 (I know it's a HUGE range... but... yeah) ejaculations to clear it out.
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    #708

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:48 PM
    I will have another for you Biggie! *glug glug glug*
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    #709

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Starbs~

    Did you get your beer and smokes?

    ... so... how YOU doing?
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    #710

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    haha, sorry biggie.

    yes, alty. you crazy hormone driven teen, you.

    Well, I'm sure his doc told him...he has to go in for a sterility checkup in about 2 months...then again at three months. Usually, by the third month, most men are sterile. He's now just trying to "clear out" the sperm that's left in his vas deferens. It takes anywhere between 20 - 50 (I know it's a HUGE range...but...yeah) ejaculations to clear it out.
    20-50 huh? I guess I have my work cut out for me. Eeek, did I just say that out loud?

    As for the hormone driven teen thing. Honey, I'm 37, in my sexual prime, what I really need is a man that has the drive of an 18 year old man. ;):) Again, did I say that out loud? :eek:
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    #711

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird213
    I already had my beers for the night, I feel left out :(
    Aw, Biggie, I'll have a sip for you, K? ;)
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    #712

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Well... as I said. Hc's not here... and wiggy can't strain himself too much..

    Biggie and I are up to the challenge, I think. ::gulp::

    Oh, and it's true... women in their mid-30s... holy freaking cow.
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    #713

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Beer in hand! **puff puff**! You betcha! What else are Friday nites for? Got me sum strawberries too!

    Seeing as we are grossing each other out here... lol... my stupid toilet keeps on backing up! I had to clean everything up this morning for the third time. I guess I'm going to have to call the city, and get them to check out the tree roots to see if they have damaged the sewer lines... blah!!
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    #714

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:54 PM
    Both of you? Well, haven't done that in a while. Wait, again, out loud? Jeesh, what's gotten in to me?

    We're going to have to X-rate this thread if this keeps up. ;)
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    #715

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:57 PM
    I have been praying for this day...

    Maybe Canada will be better than I thought ;)
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    #716

    Aug 1, 2008, 09:57 PM
    Well, I don't know about biggie, but I'm not a big fan of "at the same time"... it's just..

    .. ok, I'll stop. I'll just... keep drinking.
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    #717

    Aug 1, 2008, 10:02 PM
    Wow - not really what I meant either...

    Always thought the girl lucked out in that situation...

    Maybe its time for bed??

    I should watch my words huh?
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    #718

    Aug 1, 2008, 10:05 PM
    You're right, it's all for the girl. Wait, again, out loud.

    Not that I'd know, really. No info on that, none whatsoever, nope, not me, I'm sweet, innocent, never even kissed a guy, really, don't you believe me?

    What the heck is in these meds? Truth serum?
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    #719

    Aug 1, 2008, 10:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    well, I don't know about biggie, but I'm not a big fan of "at the same time"...it's just..

    ..ok, I'll stop. I'll just...keep drinking.
    Sneezy, somehow I think Wiggy would object anyway. ;) Want me to ask? (KIDDING, jeesh people, really, kidding). :)
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    #720

    Aug 1, 2008, 10:07 PM
    Mmm... truth serum...

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