[Alty]

Aw, shucks, the feeling's mutual you know. :)

[starbuck8]

Puulllleeeaaasssseee! Someone... Batman?. anyone?. tell me a really good joke... or tickle me... or just anything to make me smile! Baaaaaddddd Dayyyy!. such a bad day!. and it's not yet over! :(

(Sneezer?. can I have sum of yer glue? )

[Alty]

You okay Starby? Need to chat? I'm here, call me.

Oh, when you get a minute, check out this thread;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/t...ef-242685.html

I have nothing left to say, need some fresh eyes. :)

[jrebel7]

Puulllleeeaaasssseee!! Someone....Batman??.......... anyone???.......tell me a really good joke.......or tickle me............ or just anything to make me smile!! Baaaaaddddd Dayyyy!!........such a bad day!!........and it's not yet over!! :(

(Sneezer?...can I have sum of yer glue??)

Starby, Post again, let us know you are okay please!! Alty, if you are talking to Starby, let her know we all are wanting her day to go better. If I can help in anyway, let me know!!

[Alty]

I am on the phone with her now. She's had a crappy day, started it off stepping in crap, literally, apparently Niki had a bad night. ;) The day went downhill from there, she's been on the phone all day with government employees, actually, not the employees but their voice mail, apparently everyone is on holidays. She has no money, no smokes, no food, and 37 cents to her name, because the government screwed up, there's a surprise. ;)

She'll be okay, I'll make her laugh if it kills me, which it might, I'm still sick.

Group hug everyone, let's get this pack back on track. K? ;)

[jrebel7]

Thanks for letting us know Alty!! What a day she has had. If your voice gets tired or throat hurts too much, tell her to call if it would help. I might not make her laugh but I would do my best!

Sending best to all!

If nothing else, I think my accent makes her giggle!! I try not to have one so guess I could not try tonight and she would really get tickled!! LOL Anything to help! :)

[Alty]

She did mention that you have the sweetest voice and the cutest accent, she adores it. I'll let her know. Apparently I sound sick, or so she thinks, she should see me, I look far worse than I sound. ;)

[Alty]

I win! :)

Private joke. ;)

[friend4u178]

YouTube - Adam Hills - Australian accents

[Alty]

M, on the phone with Starby, she wants you to rev up the batmobile and take her far, far away, to the land of no taxes, no money, no worries. Yup, and could you pick me up on the way? ;)

[friend4u178]

LOL... is there such a place??

[Alty]

Never never land, with Peter Pan. ;):)

[friend4u178]

It was the night of the palace ball and Cinderella couldn't stop crying. Her fairy God-mother was very distraught. "Cinderella," she said, "Why are you crying? You have a beautiful gown, a shiny pair of glass slippers, and you're about to have one of the best evenings of your life!" But Cinderella continued to cry. "I know," she said, sobbing, "but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my diaphragm! What am I going to do!?!" she cried again.

The fairy Godmother thought for a moment, and then said, "I'll make you a diaphragm, but only for tonight and you HAVE to be back by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin." "Thank you! Thank you!" she shrieked, and she went hurrying out the door so she wouldn't be late.

The fairy God-mother smiled, happy to have pleased Cinderella so much. She settled down in front of the fire to await Cinderella's return.

The fairy God-mother waited. And she waited. And she waited, until finally 12 o'clock rolled around and there was still no sign of Cinderella. The fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother had worked herself into a frenzy thinking about all of the horrible things that could have happened to her.

Suddenly, the door swings open and Cinderella comes sauntering in in a daze with a lazy smile painted on her face, a little drunken swagger in her walk and kind of breathes a tired hello.

The fairy God-mother's eyes got big and she jumps up. "What happened? Are you ok?" she said with a frantic voice.

"I'm just fine," she murmured. I was on my way home when I met the most lovely man... Peter, Peter something or other."

[Alty]

Ooooh, I should have seen that one coming. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

::hits forehead over and over again::

Hello everyone.

How're your nights turning out?

[Alty]

Just like my day but it's darker. ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

Ooh. How're you feeling dear aunty alty?

And how's starbs? Guvment screwed her over?

[Alty]

I'm the same, crappy, sniffly, sneezy, feels like my head is going to blow up, with a fever kind of gal. :)

Starby is having a rough day, needs a pick me up. The government screwed her royally, but hey, that's what they're here for. ;)

Sorry, I'm grumpy today, sick and grumpy, grumpy and sick. :(

I'll try and put a smile on my face for you though. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

I appreciate that. Perhaps it's an international poopy day.

... actually my day wasn't too shabby. Started great... kinda went downward. My friend came over uninvited and I had to entertain him for about 4 - 5 hours... just went through a breakup and he's apparently taking it a bit hard. Glad I was there for him... but kind of threw my whole schedule off today... didn't get to accomplish what I wanted to today...

Not to mention, he dragged me to a cigar bar and now I have a headache. Eh, nothing a glass of whiskey can't fix...

[ISneezeFunny]

On a MUCH lighter note, my offer on a new restaurant was accepted! And I got it for a STEAL. Just turned in the application for the lease... so... if all goes well, this'll work out in a couple of weeks.. . not celebrating yet because of what happened last time.