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    #901

    Jul 18, 2008, 11:32 PM
    Haha, no offense taken stringer.

    Gnite bud
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    #902

    Jul 18, 2008, 11:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    haha, no offense taken stringer.

    gnite bud
    G-nite... yes off to create more dreams (now you know why) Miss Queen Alty:D :)
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    #903

    Jul 18, 2008, 11:35 PM
    Alty: how's our duck doing?
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    #904

    Jul 18, 2008, 11:39 PM
    She's puffy, and plump, has ringing in her ears, but, she's laughing.

    She says thanks Dr. Sneezy, and she will do as ordered. She sent me the email so I could advise, so, I now have your number. Muwahahahahaha. No worries. :)
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    #905

    Jul 18, 2008, 11:40 PM
    Stringer, really, you are a lucky man to have a women like Marta. But, I have to say, she's just as lucky to have a man like you. :)
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    #906

    Jul 19, 2008, 12:08 AM
    OK ladies and gents.

    3am. Time for me to hit the hay. Gnite everyone!

    Alty: please let starbs know that she's free to call me at any given time throughout the night.

    ... oh, and you can call me as well ;)

    I have your number as well. MUAHAHAHAH
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    #907

    Jul 19, 2008, 12:10 AM
    You do? How'd you get it? Sneezy, you can call me anytime as well, I'd love to talk to you. Be forewarned, I have a deep voice. ;)

    I should go too, hubby just got home, going to kick his butt in darts. :)
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    #908

    Jul 19, 2008, 02:34 AM
    Hi All! Night sneezy and Stringer! How are you alty?
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    #909

    Jul 19, 2008, 02:38 AM
    Hi Folks!
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    #910

    Jul 19, 2008, 02:49 AM
    Hey, hi CM! How are you going?
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    #911

    Jul 19, 2008, 02:52 AM
    Good, decided to stay up late, cause I don't have to work until 2 tomorrow. How are you?
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    #912

    Jul 19, 2008, 02:57 AM
    Fine thanks! I'll have to go soon.

    Yup, today is Saturday and few are the people working on that day. So I guess that you don't.
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    #913

    Jul 19, 2008, 02:58 AM
    I don't work until 2pm.
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    #914

    Jul 19, 2008, 03:02 AM
    Ah OK. So, you form part of the few people working during weekends!
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    #915

    Jul 19, 2008, 03:12 AM
    LOL, you certainly ARE NOT from America!! I would say a good 70% (if not more) work weekends here. The whole country can't shut down on weekends! I have three jobs, I work ALL THE TIME! Tomorrow is technically my day off since I only work one job, and four hours at that!
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    Jul 19, 2008, 07:11 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, really, you are a lucky man to have a women like Marta. But, I have to say, she's just as lucky to have a man like you. :)
    Thank you very much Alty, possibly she is but that's not how I see it. I feel that I won the lottery in love.

    She is just so special though, aside from being a knock out, she is just this loving, caring, appreciative person. She never lets a moment go by to show me; holding hands, smiling, squeezing me...

    A funny story; A week or so ago we were having dinner at a nice restaurant, during the dinner a waitress keep getting friendlier and more attentive than Marta liked and she kept staring at me, which made Marta (and Me) a little uncomfortable. Every time she came to the table she ignored Marta and was now openly attempting to flirt with me. Marta was fuming at her lack of class. But I knew Marta and I knew this girl was going to get it... I just didn't know what or how she would do it.

    Marta asked her to see "her pretty ring", she took her hand and put it in her mashed potatoes and held it there while she stared in her eyes and said: "This is my husband, he's mine, apparently you are manless, and understand nothing about class. Because your lame attempt to grab mine shows me that you are a gutter dweller." "And when you have a wedding ring like mine you may stop swinging that a** around under every mans' nose."

    Like the waitress, I sat there with my jaw open. And that is kind of funny also because after the waitress scurried away Marta reached over and gently lifted my chin to close my mouth... Gotta love a woman that won't take any cr*p.

    Sorry to go on so much... just continually amazed by how fortunate I am.

    I won't go on more now but there are some more stories that are pretty good too. Some that are things I have to sometimes deal with from over sexed guys... I know, you may wonder... but they are out there... hahaha... She draws a lot of attention.:eek:
    Stringer
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    Jul 19, 2008, 07:23 AM
    Ha you lucky Stringer, having someone like Marta!

    LOL, you certainly ARE NOT from America!! I would say a good 70% (if not more) work weekends here. The whole country can't shut down on weekends! I have three jobs, I work ALL THE TIME! Tomorrow is technically my day off since I only work one job, and four hours at that!
    Ok, I understand for the majority of people working on weekends. But you say you have three jobs! And you can keep up with all the three at a time! Wow, gosh!
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    #918

    Jul 19, 2008, 07:40 AM
    Thank you Unky... I don't gamble much.. but I drew the winning number with her...
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    #919

    Jul 19, 2008, 07:56 AM
    Hey Stringer, you got your piece of pork? Well, I made it yesterday and I stored it in the fridge. Just need a few minutes in the oven and it'll be ready.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...235749-40.html
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    #920

    Jul 19, 2008, 10:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Thank you Unky...I don't gamble much..but I drew the winning number with her...
    Hey there Stringer! That story you shared earlier about Marta was just priceless! I loved it. Warmed my heart! LOL You always talk so respectful of her and of your love for her. That seems a little rare these days and it is so refreshing. You are both blessed to have each other. I think you both drew the winner number! Love you and Marta too! It is nice to see so much passion between married people. That is how it should be. :p

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