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    #1261

    Jul 8, 2008, 12:14 PM
    Ciao, Darlin! :) Have a shot for me!
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    #1262

    Jul 8, 2008, 12:55 PM
    Hey hey hey! :( I looks like everyone is gone! I want a sledge hammer for puter to teach him a lesson! It just keeps on freezing on me. It just took me at least three hrs of rebooting, and waiting, waiting, waiting,. for bad puter! It like to play tricks on me too! I am in the middle of writing something, and he laughs at me, and says... not this time... muwhahaha! Evil puter! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
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    #1263

    Jul 8, 2008, 12:56 PM
    Evil puter... go all Office Space on him, Starby! Bats work well. :)
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    #1264

    Jul 8, 2008, 12:59 PM
    Starby, you need to teach that puter a lesson, a tub full of water and an extension cord could do the trick. ;)
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    #1265

    Jul 8, 2008, 12:59 PM
    If you just feel like smackin' someone, I think it should be this arrogant kid.

    Take a look at this...

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    #1266

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:02 PM
    OMG, I do want to smack that kid, repeatedly, I can't blame the instructors for getting mad. Well, if there's justice he'll never get his license. ;)
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    #1267

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:11 PM
    I don't dare click on that Stringer! Puter will slap me in the face!

    Is the tub full of water and extension cord for me or puter Alty?! HAHAHAHA! ;)

    Anyone want to go slap someone? I got a reddie from some kid lastnite that said "piss off"... then I woke up to a mean PM this morn.

    Freakin kids that only want people to give advice if they agree with you. I wasn't even mean to her... just tried to make her aware of reality!
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    #1268

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    I don't dare click on that Stringer! Puter will slap me in the face!

    Is the tub full of water and extension cord for me or puter Alty?!! HAHAHAHA!! ;)

    Anyone wanna go slap someone? I got a reddie from some kid lastnite that said "piss off"...then I woke up to a mean PM this morn.

    Freakin kids that only want people to give advice if they agree with you. I wasn't even mean to her....just tried to make her aware of reality!
    Haha Starby; the question to ask is "is that water HOT and seasoned?"

    Stringer (Nice Susy, go back to sleep now... )
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    #1269

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    OMG, I do want to smack that kid, repeatedly, I can't blame the instructors for getting mad. Well, if there's justice he'll never get his license. ;)
    Yes, I'm sorry but I could just feel my anger building... :eek:
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    #1270

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:29 PM
    Not need to be sorry Stringer, and I share your anger. ;)

    Starduck, the water's fine, and the extension cord is plugged in, where are my seasonings? ;)
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    #1271

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:34 PM
    Eeeekkkk! I always wanted a hot tub, but something smells real fishy here! Are these veggies here for me to munch on? Where's the dip? Why are they floating in the water? Why are my legs tied together?. heeeelllllppppp!!
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    #1272

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:36 PM
    Starduck, breath, relax, smell the pretty fumes. You are getting sleepy, close your little duck eyes and sleep. Mmmmm, it smells nice, munch on some of the veggies, they are for you, sort of. ;) I just tied your legs together so you wouldn't hurt yourself, you believe me, right? :)
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    #1273

    Jul 8, 2008, 01:39 PM
    Are you a licensed chef?. or are you just a QUACK? It's getting hot in here... I'm taking off my clothes..! Seeeee, I scared you away didn't I!? I's a SMRT DUCK!
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    #1274

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:14 PM
    Hey all, anyone around?
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    #1275

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:15 PM
    I'm here biggie, just cooking. :)

    Starduck, you don't have clothes, just feathers, but thanks for taking them off, saves me from having to pluck you. ;)
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    #1276

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:16 PM
    Meee meee! I don't know how long puter will allow me... he's being such a pain in the A$$!

    Hi Biggie!
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    #1277

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I'm here biggie, just cooking. :)

    Starduck, you don't have clothes, just feathers, but thanks for taking them off, saves me from having to pluck you. ;)
    Well, Pluck you too! LOLOL! You sooooo walked into that one! :p
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    #1278

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:17 PM
    Isn't it funny that when appliances don't work we say "he", but when they do they're "she". :)
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    #1279

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Pluck you too!! LOLOL!! You sooooo walked into that one!! :p

    Don't mess with the girl with a knife little duck. :)
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    #1280

    Jul 8, 2008, 02:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Isn't it funny that when appliances don't work we say "he", but when they do they're "she". :)

    You better watch it there...

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