[Justin19]

I am going on vacation, and I live in an apartment building. Which burglar deterrent CD is better, from [www.deterrentsounds.com] or [www.audioguard.com]?

[hkstroud]

HOW TO INSTALL A NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 - 16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and several NRA magazines.


3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Cooter,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the Pit Bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer dun it, but it's hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house.