[Stringer]

Crazy... you don't spell Susy S.. a.. l.. v.. a... d.. o.. r... silly. It is spelled S... u... s... y, say it slowly now; Susy... better, much better dear, we can work on it. See we have gotten Susy puuuuurrrrrrring now... nice Susy, nice Susy...

(GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, both of you!)

[starbuck8]

My neck was stiff earlier so I was stretching it. It kept cracking and coincidentaly started to get dizzy and off balance and sick. See what happens. I have not been sleeping properly either. Guess only way to find out is to get it checked out.

Hmmm, I wonder what you did to your neck Joe? May be something out of line. That's not good!

[Alty]

Hee, hee, Stringer, you silly man, Susy and Salvador are one and the same. Salvador has made you believe he's a women, you see he doesn't want to be hurt, so better to play along while he's under your control. Salvador is working day and night to return to his rightful master, that would be me. Say it slowly... A... L... T... Y. :) And yes, Salvador is purring, because he hears me and feels me close by. I miss you too Sal. :(

[Stringer]

You started it, and with a tipsy women no less. I've had two beers, and sadly I'm a wee bit drunk now. What the heck? Usually I can handle my alcohol much better than that. :D

Do you know that they have a new product out now, they're called nueticals (not sure of the spelling) they're prosthetic balls for dogs that have been neutered. Sad. :);)

Extremely sad... sob, I cry for these poor males... sob, sob,

By the way, the FDA has approved the first pill for a hangover, I heard it on the news today... I thought you two might be interested... BBbbbbawwwwwaaaaaaaaahahaha... (sorry) It is true though...

[JoeCanada76]

Well I am going to the doctors. Seee you guys around.

[starbuck8]

Well I am going to the doctors. Seee you guys around.

Wow! It must be really bad then Joe. Get to the Dr. then for sure! Find out what's wrong, and come back home safe and sound! Good luck Joe! Hope it's nothing serious! :(

[Stringer]

Well... I am teaching Susy to hand signal in a short while we will know for sure exactly what "she" is thinking... can you handle it A... L... T... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?? Huh, can you, can you?? I will also explain to her what hurting someones' feelings is... so that she will be gentle wit cha...

Time for a lesson dear... she is just sooooooo cute her tail is just a waggin'...

[Alty]

Giggle. It does sound like Starby and I are always drinking, doesn't it? I do enjoy a beer, if they could make a good tasting beer that's alcohol free I'd buy it in a second. I don't want the alcohol, I just really enjoy the taste. I usually only have one a few times a week, but tonight I had two and they went straight to my wee head. Yup, not good, apparently I'm a cheap drunk. No comments boys, I've heard them before. ;):)

Ooooh, pizza's here, got to go for now. I'll have a slice for all of you. And dare I have another beer? Dare I? Oh, what the heck, you only die once. ;)

I'll be back later. Be good.

Salvador, sneak away while Stringer's sleeping, you can do it. Mommy misses you. :(

[Alty]

well...........I am teaching Susy to hand signal in a short while we will know for sure exactly what "she" is thinking.......can ya handle it A...L...T...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??? Huh, can ya, can ya???? I will also explain to her what hurting someones' feelings is...so that she will be gentle wit cha.......

time for a lesson dear....she is just sooooooo cute he tail is just a waggin'......

That's Mrs. Alty to naughty whip stealing boys. :)

Did I hurt your feelings? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You know I lub you Stringer, lub you lots and lots. Just give me back my WHIP!!

Pizza's getting cold, I"M COMING! Gotta go. And no comment about the I"M COMING, it means I'll be right there for pizza. Dirty boys. Tsk, tsk, tsk. :)

[Stringer]

My mind is always as clean as the little church down the path between the lovely oak trees. I never think of the things you may imply... haha nope never.

And you scared Susy Alty... she is now wrapped herself around my leg and she is sobbing... "It's okay Susy, it's okay Darlin'

[starbuck8]

My mind is always as clean as the little church down the path between the lovely oak trees. I never think of the things you may imply.........haha nope never.

And you scared Susy Alty.....she is now wrapped herself around my leg and she is sobbing......."It's okay Susy, it's okay Darlin'

You do know that Salvador in disguise is wrapped around your leg... right String Man? He is very good at fooling you! :eek:

[JoeCanada76]

Well Bed rest is in order. Goodnight everyone.

[starbuck8]

Did you make it to the Dr. Joe? Is everything okay?

[JoeCanada76]

Just need some bed rest... A good rest is the cure...

[starbuck8]

Absolutely! Take care of yourself first! :)

[Alty]

Joe I hope you're feeling better soon. Lots of rest dear, we need you in tip top shape. :)

[Alty]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARBY!!!!




Another gift for you. :)

[starbuck8]

More flowers?! I love the stargazer lilies! :D

[Alty]

The whosa whatsa? Okay, well I guess I chose well. ;);):)

And one more;



His name is Ted, and he loves to snuggle. :)

[starbuck8]

Hey Ted... how youuu doinnn! Want to come dance naked in the backyard with me and Niki? The neighbors need a little excitement!