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    #1061

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:20 PM
    I do now.
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    #1062

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:27 PM
    Marta cut the chain that I attached to me and my 'puter. I tried hard to stop her but she prevailed. She drug me to a great restaurant called "Houlihan's" all the food was absolutely fantastic. I told her "we have to hurry up and eat" and that you guys need me and I have to be here at the 'puter so no one feels lonely...

    I now have an appointment with someone called Freud and his leather couch... she said he will emotionally 'slap" me silly! Huh?

    Stringer
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    #1063

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:28 PM
    How's things Joe?. Stringer?

    It's been pretty quiet here, but a nice sunny day! :)
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    #1064

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:30 PM
    Dr Freud... just the man I needed to speak with. Now can you explain your Freudian theory to the class please?
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    #1065

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Dr Freud...just the man I needed to speak with. Now can you explain your Freudian theory to the class please?
    Marta says that all I have to do to straighten myself out is listen to her now...

    She says we are to put the top down and point the car toward the Oakbrook Mall and Macy's... Can it be that easy?? :confused:
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    #1066

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Myself this evening I started feeling dizzy and sick. Not sure what is up. Every time I stand up get nausous and dizzy.
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    #1067

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:41 PM
    Marta's theory is correct! Keep in between the navigational lines, and head to the mall! I like her thinking! :D
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    #1068

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    Myself this evening I started feeling dizzy and sick. Not sure what is up. Everytime I stand up get nausous and dizzy.
    Maybe a touch of the flu Joe? Or were you out in the sun a lot today? :confused:
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    #1069

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    Myself this evening I started feeling dizzy and sick. Not sure what is up. Everytime I stand up get nausous and dizzy.
    Joe, are you pregnant? :D

    Sounds like your blood sugar level is low, go eat something sweetie. :)
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    #1070

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Marta's theory is correct! Keep in between the navigational lines, and head to the mall! I like her thinking!! :D
    Ya think?. You think that will put me back on the "straight and narrow?" She said I will need my wallet... cause my drivers' license is in it... :confused: :eek: :confused:


    EDIT: Joe, I hope you feel better... could be and ear infection... more than likely though it may be lack of sleep... whatca think?:)
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    #1071

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:46 PM
    And that concludes the diagnostic portion of the show. ;):)

    Go to the mall Stringer, and buy me something nice while you are there. :)
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    #1072

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    And that concludes the diagnostic portion of the show. ;):)

    Go to the mall Stringer, and buy me something nice while you are there. :)

    K... I will, but I feel a little dizzy too... kinda brainwashed... fuzzy thinking... :confused:

    But, but, but... I just took her to Coldwater Creek at the Mall yesterday... and that didn't "fix" me?
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    #1073

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:55 PM
    You want to be fixed Stringer? My two dogs didn't appreciate it much, are you sure? ;)

    Maybe a nice cold beer will help, one for you, two for Marta. :)
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    Jun 28, 2008, 07:58 PM
    My neck was stiff earlier so I was stretching it. It kept cracking and coincidentaly started to get dizzy and off balance and sick. See what happens. I have not been sleeping properly either. Guess only way to find out is to get it checked out.
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    #1075

    Jun 28, 2008, 07:58 PM
    Naw... I'm going to bed instead...

    But now, I have a problem... I have the end of the chain attached to my left hand and Susy attached to my right! Have I told you about my friend Susy? She is my whip... and a lovely whip she is... lovely.

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiight... :) :) :)>>>>> *(. )*
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    #1076

    Jun 28, 2008, 08:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    You want to be fixed Stringer? My two dogs didn't appreciate it much, are you sure? ;)

    Maybe a nice cold beer will help, one for you, two for Marta. :)
    Ooooooooooowwwwwwwwww naw... me man. I have seen th sad look in male puppy's eyes afterwards... poor souls didn't know what happened to them... nope not me... no sirreeeee!
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    #1077

    Jun 28, 2008, 08:01 PM
    Aw Stringer, you won't stay and play? Sad. Night Stringer, and SALVADOR (my whip!)

    Joe, time to go to the doctor, does this happen allot? Sleep would definitely help, but that's not always easy. I have back problems which cause dizziness, maybe a trip to a massage therapist might help, it always helps me. I hope you feel better soon. :)
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    #1078

    Jun 28, 2008, 08:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    My neck was stiff earlier so I was stretching it. It kept cracking and coincidentaly started to get dizzy and off balance and sick. See what happens. I have not been sleeping properly either. Guess only way to find out is to get it checked out.
    Yep, don't take any chances, too many depend on you.
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    #1079

    Jun 28, 2008, 08:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Ooooooooooowwwwwwwwww naw.........me man. I have seen th sad look in male puppy's eyes afterwards.......poor souls didn't know what happened to them... nope not me...no sirreeeee!

    You started it, and with a tipsy women no less. I've had two beers, and sadly I'm a wee bit drunk now. What the heck? Usually I can handle my alcohol much better than that. :D

    Do you know that they have a new product out now, they're called nueticals (not sure of the spelling) they're prosthetic balls for dogs that have been neutered. Sad. :);)
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    #1080

    Jun 28, 2008, 08:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Marta says that all I have to do to straighten myself out is listen to her now......

    She says we are to put the top down and point the car toward the Oakbrook Mall and Macy's.........Can it be that easy????:confused:
    Of course it is that easy! Painless in fact! While you are reaching into your wallet to show Mr. Policeman you drivers licence, ask Marta to hold your wallet. It will not hurt at all! She can just grab that credit card and... ::run Marta... run! :: I've got your back!! My only request is a nicely wrapped B'day gift! ;) :D

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