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    John Da Posts: 195, Reputation: 3
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    Oct 13, 2007, 03:31 PM
    Poof
    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

    POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

    "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

    "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

    Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

    POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

    She stares at him, with desire. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

    "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered." :cool: :cool: :cool:
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    Jun 22, 2008, 04:40 PM
    HAHAHA! That's priceless!
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    Jun 22, 2008, 05:08 PM
    LMAO... thats good :)
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