[Alty]

Hi Stringer. Like the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick
But the magic in the wand. ;):)

How are you today dear?

[Stringer]

Yes...thats it Stringman....I couldn't remember how that went!! LMAO!!...Hi!

All this talk on the "Fake Boobs" thread about how girls can't tell... right.. thumbs, noses and the space between the eyes... you just have to know how to read them. Now, that being said and to remove ANY doubt... I was told this by some of the girls I used to date... before... before Marta that is... well... :p

[Stringer]

Hi Stringer. Like the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick
but the magic in the wand. ;):)

How are you today dear?

And that Darlin' is... ta da... from experience only. (period):rolleyes:

[Alty]

Experience, yup, glad those days are over. ;):)

I should be making supper, but the kids aren't hungry yet and I really don't
Feel like cooking, I'm running out of ideas for my two picky eaters. Any
Suggestions?

[starbuck8]

I've never actually tested this theory... lol... but I've heard you can tell from the distance of when you put your thumb and pointer finger together (touching and how far your other thumb reaches on your wrist.


::You're doing it aren't you:: LOL!

[Stringer]

I've never actually tested this theory...lol...but I've heard you can tell from the distance of when you put your thumb and pointer finger together (touching and how far your other thumb reaches on your wrist.


::You're doing it aren't you:: LOL!

Ha... how low do you think I am... yep.

[Stringer]

Experience, yup, glad those days are over. ;):)

I should be making supper, but the kids aren't hungry yet and I really don't
feel like cooking, I'm running out of ideas for my two picky eaters. Any
suggestions?

Nice... again you start a subject for discussion and then you run... ha:p

[starbuck8]

Careful, she keeps that whip pretty handy Stringer! She doesn't usually leave without passing it on to the gatekeeper! Mwaaahahahaha! ;)

[Alty]

Sorry all, phone call from my cousins daughter, she's 20 and for some reason
Finds me fascinationg to hang around with, don't know why. ;) She wants to come
Over tonight, but I'm so not in the mood for drama today. Sigh, was I that
Naïve at 20, don't think so, but honestly, can't remember. ;)

[starbuck8]

Well you're just fascinating Auntie Alty!. or I guess in this case, fascinating Cousin Alty. Maybe she needs you to drive her to the drugstore to refill her abstinence prescription!. sorry, lol.

Did String man leave? Where'd you go Stringy?

[Alty]

I think Marta is calling, time for dinner and a movie. Stringer, have a good one
Talk to you soon sweetie. :)

Yup, I be fascinating, all the younguns want to hang with Alty, really, why, I want
To know. :)

[starbuck8]

Probably because you are fun, and you don't look down on them, but you don't put up with their bullcrap either, and they know it?!

C'ya Stringer. Have a good night with Marta!

Oh great! Here come the thunderstorms! So much for Mr. Sun!

... aaaand there goes the satellite!

[Alty]

Oh no, not the satellite, anything but that, how will you survive? ;):)

If you're getting thundershowers then it's probably headed my way, drat,
Another night of twitchy bunny's and kids, and me too, hate thunder storms, and
Wiggy is at work, who's going to comfort me and keep me safe. Waaaaaaa! ;)

[starbuck8]

Starby will give you virtual hugs, and make you virtual popcorn, and bring virtual beer! Have enough virtual beer, and you'll be just ducky! :D

Actually, I luuuvvv thunderstorms! Well until it turns into a tornado, or a huge tree misses my house by inches, like last yr. Eeeekkkkk! No one could drive down my street for days until the city came with the chain saw to get it off the street and out of my yard. Now THAT was annoying at 7am! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!

[Alty]

7 am, are they crazy?

Sorry, another phone call, my friends wanted to know if my satellite was down,
Yup, it was, okay now though. They were all in a panic, they watch TV 24/7 so it's
A big deal for them, and when I say 24/7 I mean, watch, not just have the TV on
For background noise, but watching it the entire time.

[Stringer]

Lash Larue?

[Alty]

Lash Larue?

Exsqueeze me? ;)

[Alty]

I've got to run for a bit guys, time to get the kids settled, play for a bit, tickle
Them until they scream STOP, hug, read a book, you know, mom stuff. ;)

I'll try to get back on later, depends how it goes, they always get to stay up a bit
Later on Friday. :)

Be good, um Stringer, do you want control of the whip while I'm gone, can you
Be trusted to no abuse it's power? I think so, here you go.



Watch how you swing it, you could get hurt. :eek:

[Stringer]

I've got to run for a bit guys, time to get the kids settled, play for a bit, tickle
them until they scream STOP, hug, read a book, you know, mom stuff. ;)

I'll try to get back on later, depends how it goes, they always get to stay up a bit
later on Friday. :)

Be good, um Stringer, do you want control of the whip while I'm gone, can you
be trusted to no abuse it's power? I think so, here you go.



Watch how you swing it, you could get hurt. :eek:

OMG!! I have been given the coveted whip, what to do?

[starbuck8]

Ohhhhhh noooooo! String man has been given the whip! What has happened here? ::running, running... yikes!! ::