[Alty]

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

[starbuck8]

Yes, the FL summers can be brutal Chuff! Not to mention the constant tropical storm warnings! Where do you go up North? Don't tell me you go to Michigan?!

[starbuck8]

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

YIKES! Has he been living at a monastery? Oh no, he probably would have sex there already! Bad bad Starby! LOL!

[ISneezeFunny]

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

He's lying through his teeth. 98% of men in this world masturbate or at least have done it once in their lives.

... the other 2%'s lying.

[Alty]

Is it the same for women Sneezy? ;)

I'm fine with sexual exploration, after all, we wouldn't have the equipment if we weren't meant to use it. ;)

I don't know if he's lying though, he said he grew up in a very strict household, masturbation is frowned upon, it is possible that he never has. Some parents really don't realize that being prudish about sex will affect their children later on.

[ISneezeFunny]

But he has access to the internet... yes?

[Alty]

True. But so do all the teens that write asking if they're pregnant after fooling around with four layers of clothes on. It's quite possible that he has no idea about sex or masturbation, even at the age of 19. I'm not saying that you're wrong Sneezy, but it is entirely possible.

[ISneezeFunny]

... this kid deserves national TV time.

... get me a press conference!

I'm at work... it's my last week here. My boss decides to use me as much as she can, seeing as it's my last week.

[Alty]

Aw Sneezy, you are funny, lub you. :)

Might I remind you of my cousin that at the age of 20 thought that abstinence was a form of birth control available with a doctors prescription or over the counter. :)

There are people in the world that are totally ignorant of the workings of their own body, it's sad, but entirely possible.

We find it hard to believe because we do know our own bodies, and aren't afraid of them, but there are people that have no idea whatsoever. I guess it's up to us to educate, goodness knows the school system and allot of parents aren't handling this part of their child's education. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Oh yeah, I remember this cousin of yours.

... you said she was cute... yes?

[chuff]

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

Ummm, could you write a manual and include photos. I have some but they are getting blury. Also just for curiosity what are the links.

[chuff]

Yes, the FL summers can be brutal Chuff! Not to mention the constant tropical storm warnings! Where do you go up North? Don't tell me you go to Michigan?!!

Well funny enough, I used to work on Mackinac Island Michigan in the summers and come to Florida in the winter. I spent most of my childhood in Minnesota though and I went back in 2006 to the Twin Cities and it was awesome, I've kind of thought about moving back ever since.

[Alty]

Well, that's odd, went to copy the link to the thread, it's gone, guess he changed his mind, or it was my links that did it. They were accurate, right on the money, but of course because of the subject matter, they were quite explicit. I'll PM you with the links Chuff, don't want this post to be deleted too. ;)

[Chameleon]

*sings* oh, once I was a barmaid who lived on druey lane, my master, he was kind to me, my mistress was the same. Along came a sailor from far across the sea, and he was the cause of all my misery. Wearing bellbottom trousers, a coat of navy blue, and he could climb the riggin like his father used to do.

[Alty]

Toad, are you okay? ;)

[Alty]

Got to run for a while. The house isn't going to clean itself, darn house. ;)

Did we lose Starby somewhere, where did she go, did the sex talk scare you off Starby?;)

Later all, behave while I'm gone, remember the whip. :) ;)

Alty out for now.

[Chameleon]

No, they turned the water off again, so I'm waiting to get my shower.

[ISneezeFunny]

... at work.. . mountin brains.

[chuff]

Well, that's odd, went to copy the link to the thread, it's gone, guess he changed his mind, or it was my links that did it. They were accurate, right on the money, but of course because of the subject matter, they were quite explicit. I'll PM you with the links Chuff, don't want this post to be deleted too. ;)

She really sent the links.

[starbuck8]

Well funny enough, I used to work on Mackinac Island Michigan in the summers and come to Florida in the winter. I spent most of my childhood in Minnesota though and I went back in 2006 to the Twin Cities and it was awesome, I've kind of thought about moving back ever since.

That's funny! I don't get it why it seems everyone in Fla. wants to go to Michigan or Minn/St Paul! I've been to both, and their winters are almost as brutal as ours! Mind you, our winters have been a lot calmer in the last few yrs, and now our summers are brutal. Go figure! Stooopid Global Warming! I have an Aunt that lives on a farm in Iron Mtn Michigan, close to Green Bay, I believe. They had some pretty nasty winters around there.

No Alty, you didn't scare me off! LOL I was browsing, and reading silly threads for my own entertainment! Hee Hee!

Toad, Whaaaatttt? Did you cut off a body part while you were weed wacking? or did you get too much fresh air?! LOL! ;)