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    #501

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:16 PM
    Baby, why don't we go? ;)
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    #502

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:17 PM
    YouTube - Kokomo - The Beach Boys
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    #503

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:21 PM
    Well now I reeeeaaalllyyy want to go to Kokomo! Maybe we can party with the "beach boyz"!
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    #504

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:21 PM
    Really, why don't we go? Oh, yeah, passport is expired, gee golly and shucky darn, so not fair! ;)
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    #505

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:26 PM
    Okay, time to bite my tongue, so want to answer a thread, it would be all bad.

    Question: I have pain on the tip of my penis.

    My answer would be: slow down and use lubricant.

    Bad? Yup, see I'm getting better. Deep breath, relax. Look, BUBBLES!! :)
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    #506

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:29 PM
    ... and no cruise for me! :( We'll find somewhere to go! We'll make our own fun... we can grab some sand and spread it around the backyard, fill up Niki's kiddie pool, light some torches, get air freshener that smells like ocean breeze, make drinks and put tiny umbrella's in them, get loaded and we'll never know the diff! LOL!
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    #507

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Okay, time to bite my tongue, so want to answer a thread, it would be all bad.

    Question: I have pain on the tip of my penis.

    My answer would be: slow down and use lubricant.

    Bad? Yup, see I'm getting better. Deep breath, relax. Look, BUBBLES!!!! :)
    My answer: Give your wife $20 bucks and tell her to go shopping!

    Smart A$$ Starby is out to play again! ;)
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    #508

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:32 PM
    Hee, hee Starby, now I'm LOL! :) Thanks. :)

    Kiddie pool, drinks with umbrellas, now all we need is a couple of cabana boys and we're all set! :)
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    #509

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:34 PM
    I come in for a break from the yard and this is what I see... im going back to finish the yard and just hope I don't cut my leg off. Going to *try* to use the weedeater... never used one and this one is taller than me... im concerned.
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    #510

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:34 PM
    *flipping through Yellow Pages*... Cabana Boys R US... It's got to be here somewhere!!
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    #511

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Chameleon
    i come in for a break from the yard and this is what i see...im going back to finish the yard and just hope i dont cut my leg off. going to *try* to use the weedeater...never used one and this one is taller than me...im concerned.
    Careful there toad! You need to save at least one limb to type!
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    #512

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:36 PM
    Hey Toad, gosh it feels weird calling you that. Just stand back when you weed whip, I hurt myself pretty bad with one of those things once, now hubby does the whipping, well, not always. ;)

    Cabana boys online, how many sites, jeesh, this might take a while. ;)
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    #513

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:40 PM
    Well we just got a notice saying well be fined 50 USD if we don't mow by tomorrow. Only thing is is that last night was the first night it hasn't rained all damn week. And if you guys want to call me chamy instead, that's fine.:)
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    #514

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:42 PM
    It's up to you, Toad, Chamy, doesn't matter, whatever you want. I'll get used to Toad, just seems a bit mean, still better than some of the things I've been called in my life. ;)
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    #515

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:53 PM
    Good... lord.

    You guys are... SO chatty while HC and I are gone. GOODNESS!

    To catch up...

    Starby, no worries. I think chuck norris once said, "I'm 39...with 17 years of experience."

    Toad: hi! Welcome!

    As far as the pregnancy scares... you have... NO idea what kind of "could I be pregnant" clinicals I get in a week. REALLY. Alty, if you knew, you wouldn't have had children... for their sake. Some of these kids are S-T-O-O-P-I-T.

    Few examples:

    "Can I be pregnant...? we had sex...well, not in my mm-mm but the other one"

    "can sperm travel to your stomach and impregnate you there...?"
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    #516

    Jun 8, 2008, 12:56 PM
    OMG, really Sneezy?

    Reminds me of a joke. Should I? I hope no kids are reading this;

    Two sperm are travelling and one turns to the other and asks: Are we near the egg? The other says, we haven't even cleared the throat yet. ;)

    Bad, I know, really bad, but hey, funny right? ;)
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    #517

    Jun 8, 2008, 01:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    OMG, really Sneezy?

    Reminds me of a joke. Should I? I hope no kids are reading this;

    Two sperm are travelling and one turns to the other and asks: Are we near the egg? The other says, we haven't even cleared the throat yet. ;)

    Bad, I know, really bad, but hey, funny right? ;)
    I can get to Edmonton.
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    #518

    Jun 8, 2008, 01:05 PM
    HAHA! Alty, don't be surprised if that one shows up on a thread soon! After the last question, that will no doubt be the next.

    Poor Sneeze, I would be pulling my last hair out right now if I had to do that!

    Sneezy, I am sure glad I am not 39 with 17 yrs of experience! EEEEKKKK!!
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    #519

    Jun 8, 2008, 01:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by chuff
    I can get to Edmonton.
    Edmonton is a nice place!. although the winter kind of sucks! It's beautiful in the summer!
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    #520

    Jun 8, 2008, 01:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Edmonton is a nice place!!...although the winter kinda sucks! It's beautiful in the summer!
    How ironic, Florida is a nice place... the summer kind of... full blown no questions asked sucks! It's beautiful in the winter.

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