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    Jun 7, 2008, 08:23 PM
    Politcal humor
    One night, George W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" George W. asked.

    "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

    George W. Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked.

    And since he's always been so HONEST, Abe snickered... "Go to the theatre."

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    Jun 8, 2008, 12:21 AM
    Not good, not funny.
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    Jun 25, 2008, 07:13 PM
    Wow that's weird... I had just learned about Abraham Lincoln's assassination at the Ford's Theatre right before summer vacation started.
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