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You are a very kind person and I thank you Rebbie.
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Hmmmm... you're right stringer! Made me laugh but... all too true for me! OUCH... truth hurts. LOL That was funny. Laughter is great medicine!
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There once was a pirate who had a peg leg, a hook on his left hand, and a patch on his left eye. One day this pirate walked into a pub and sat down at the table beside a cabin boy. The cabin boy looks at him and said, "Hey mate, what happened to your leg, sir?" The pirate looked at him and said "AYE, I was leaning over to clean the side of me boat when I FELL into the water and a shark tore it off!" The cabin boy took a sip of his drink and looked back at the pirate's gleaming silver hook and said "Gee sir that sounds terrible, but what I would really like to know is what happened to yer hand?" The Pirate looked at him and looked back at his mug of ale and said," Aye, I was boarding another ship when some scaly landlubber cut it off with a razor sharp blade!"
Then the cabin boy looked at the pirates eye patch and asked, "Excuse me sir, but just one more question, what happened to your eye, I must know, oh please tell me?" The Pirate look kind of annoyed but answered anyway, he said, "It happened a long time ago when a seagull pooped in me eye and I tried to rub it out with me hook!" |
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Hi everyone... where are you? I haven't seen anyone in here in a couple of days!
Welp... here is a cute email I got today... describes me to the "T"... heeheehee Especially for the Ladies ! PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because... I love birds and Don't want one to run into a clean window And get hurt. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt Then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, And they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because . I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons And don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds In the garden because.. I don't want to get In God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because . My husband Will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals When I entertain because . I don't want my guests to Stress out over what to make when They invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them When they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!! |
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How are you sweet? Missed you, is everything OK at home... like the roof? Are you enjoying Spring? I hope all is well, Stringer |
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Hiya stringer, rae long time no speak
How you both doing |
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Hiya Stringer! Things are going okey dokey around here ;) The roof won't get replace until the end of next month (or sometime around that), but the point is: it is getting replaced... right? Lol
I have had company for the last couple of days... and it made me so grateful for Colton. He is such a good and big and respectful boy... and I am VERY lucky to have such a great kid. We had two boys (2.5 and 4.5) and their mom here destroying my little abode! But it is a cleared and peaceful again, and I get my puter time after work.. woo hooo... ahhhhh, my medicine ;) We are shopping for redecorating and painting now. I am heavily leaning towards painting and/or staining the concrete... cheapest and very popular right now, also good for resale :) So... what's up with you and Marta? Still having your evening walks? Any good trips coming up? Do tell :) EDIT:: Hey Bear!! |
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Hey rae glad your roofs getting sorted, sounds like a lot of stress you've been having hope your wll though:)
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Thanks bear, things are now calm around here... brighter days are coming, lol What you been up to? Doing anything fun?
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Nope just waiting on results of ma first year with crossed fingers hoping I did good :)
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What do you mean... crossed-fingers?? Don't you KNOW you did good? Bear! :)
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I don't know no :(
But I hope I did :) |
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Uh oh! Well, I will hope and pray with you ;)
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Thanks lol
So apart from sorting out the roof what else you been up to :) |
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Haven't been up too much... took Colton to his first baseball game :) We had a great time
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Nice family day out for you all then :)
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Yep... about gave me a nervous break down, lol... I lost Colton for 1 min, but he was pinned in by a fence around the area we were in, haha, he couldn't have gotten to far... but it still scared the crap out of me.
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Awww, he's just testing you lol
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Yea, they had a big water slide he was trying to sneak off to. I promised him we would go back... just next time maybe less children, lol.
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