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    #1

    May 28, 2008, 09:15 AM
    Size doesn't matter!
    A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in
    Mexico.

    As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of
    The women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked his
    Mother why.


    She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.

    "
    The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
    Returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger
    Things than his dad does.


    She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.

    "
    Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean
    To play.


    Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells
    His mother:
    "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the
    Longer he talks, the dumber he gets
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    #2

    May 28, 2008, 09:17 AM
    ROFL!!

    That's hilarious!!
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    #3

    May 28, 2008, 09:19 AM
    Poor kid, huh? Thanks, I am still giggling!
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    #4

    May 28, 2008, 09:24 AM
    LOL!! Me too!
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    #5

    May 28, 2008, 09:39 AM
    Lmao
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    #6

    May 28, 2008, 09:46 AM
    That is flipping great!
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    #7

    May 28, 2008, 09:49 AM
    This just TOTALLY made my day!
    Haha
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    #8

    May 29, 2008, 01:18 PM
    OMG, that is sooo funny man I'm going to quoat that one!
    I can't stop laughing!
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    #9

    May 29, 2008, 01:22 PM
    I know... oh goodness, can you imagine? Sheesh!
    My tummy hurt yesterday when I saw this mail. I couldn't gather myself!
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    May 29, 2008, 04:09 PM
    LMAO... one of your best starty pants :)
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    May 29, 2008, 04:10 PM
    So, do you get these in emails?
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    May 29, 2008, 04:14 PM
    Oddly enough... I got this in an email from a close friend today ;) LOL

    It is hilarious!!
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    May 29, 2008, 04:15 PM
    Yes, my friend sends me at least two to five daily... getting themis part of my good morning!;)
    RP... oddly enough huh?

    EDIT::::
    Momma, I can add you to that mailing list at any time;)
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    May 29, 2008, 04:18 PM
    I get those sometimes, but they aren't jokes, they are cute...
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    #15

    May 29, 2008, 07:05 PM
    I'm way too dumb to get it. Duh.
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    #16

    May 29, 2008, 07:35 PM
    Love it Starty, and to add on to the nude beach theme.

    Q: Who's the most popular man at a nudest colony?

    A: the man who can carry a dozen donuts and two coffees.

    Q: Who's the most popular woman at a nudest colony?

    A: The woman who can eat all twelve donuts and down the coffees afterwards. :)

    Sorry, it's hubby's joke. ;)
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    May 29, 2008, 07:38 PM
    Oh my...
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    May 29, 2008, 07:40 PM
    Now M, tell me it wasn't at least a little bit funny. :)
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    #19

    May 29, 2008, 07:44 PM
    LOL... it was very funny :)
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    May 29, 2008, 07:46 PM
    And now I'm craving donuts. Okay, now that was bad, sorry, had to be done. Back to the corner I go.

    ::hangs head in shame, stands in corner, sobs, cries, mmmm, a candy, never mind. :)

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