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    May 25, 2008, 01:25 PM
    The Bear Family!
    Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table and looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
    Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.
    'Who's been eating my porridge?' he roars.
    Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'Good grief! - how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first - it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house - it was Momma Bear who made the coffee -
    It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, & put everything away- it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper - it was Momma Bear who set the table -
    It was Momma Bear who put the blasted cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's food & water dish AND, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs to grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence --- listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time...
    I HAVEN'T MADE THE B L O O D Y PORRIDGE YET!
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    May 25, 2008, 04:15 PM
    A Momma Bears work is never done... LMAO :)
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    May 25, 2008, 05:04 PM
    Keep 'em coming star!
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    May 25, 2008, 07:44 PM
    Oh boy... I can relate to that!

    Softy, you got a MOOSE in your avatar!;) Love it!

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