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    #761

    May 22, 2008, 09:26 PM
    LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)
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    #762

    May 22, 2008, 09:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)
    Really... no I'm not even going to ask :eek:
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    #763

    May 22, 2008, 09:30 PM
    Oh M, it's to put on her eyes, the juices from the cucumber makes the puffiness and wrinkles go away. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :)
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    #764

    May 22, 2008, 09:31 PM
    LOL... is that right starby??
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    #765

    May 22, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Well this is just weird! My phone rang, and some girl asked for Mr. Jones. Then it just rang again, and some guy and for Mrs. Jones. When I said there was nobody here by that name, I heard an outburst of laughter! What the hell is so funny about that?

    It sure better not be my ex screwin around again! It's kind of not his style though! He likes to call at 3 or 4am just to piss me off!
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    #766

    May 22, 2008, 09:33 PM
    You won't take my word for it? I'm hurt, sob, truly hurt, sniff. ;)
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    #767

    May 22, 2008, 09:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Really.......................no I'm not even gonna ask :eek:
    Salad, M--Salad!! LOL!!
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    #768

    May 22, 2008, 09:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well this is just weird!! My phone rang, and some girl asked for Mr. Jones. Then it just rang again, and some guy and for Mrs. Jones. When I said there was nobody here by that name, I heard an outburst of laughter! What the hell is so funny about that??

    It sure better not be my ex screwin around again!! It's kind of not his style though!? He likes to call at 3 or 4am just to piss me off!!

    Kids, why aren't they on the internet looking at porn like other kids their age, jeesh. ;)
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    #769

    May 22, 2008, 09:37 PM
    Want to a good laugh...

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...er-218904.html
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    #770

    May 22, 2008, 09:37 PM
    We have our winter cucumbers... they are the long english ones!. and then our summer ones are shorter and juicier! They must be used quickly before they start to wilt! :p
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    #771

    May 22, 2008, 09:42 PM
    ROFLMAO! I've seen that one before, and it was a longer version actually. Still makes me laugh though!
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    #772

    May 22, 2008, 09:43 PM
    I would like a long english one please Starby. ;)

    M, I already saw, it LMAO, poor guy, and poor interviewer, he just couldn't stop laughing. :)
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    #773

    May 22, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Ok no more cucumber talk... geez as if I needed to give you 2 Ammo :)
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    #774

    May 22, 2008, 09:55 PM
    Geeezzzz... puter froze up and crashed on me! Hate it when that happens! Grrrrrr!
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    May 22, 2008, 09:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)
    I am ONLY 33... sigh of relief...
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    #776

    May 22, 2008, 09:56 PM
    Poor M, can't take vegetable talk, so sad. ;)

    Sydney's still awake, can't sleep, it's not surprising, she slept all day. I think she's staying home from school again tomorrow, this is getting ridiculous. :(
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    #777

    May 22, 2008, 09:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by startover22
    I am ONLY 33.....sigh of relief....
    One day Starty, mark my words, one day, you'll look back and 33 will be just a memory. Actually, I don't remember 33 all that much, sad, I know I was 33, what happened? ;)
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    #778

    May 22, 2008, 09:58 PM
    I am starting to get uncomfortable... LMAO
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    #779

    May 22, 2008, 09:59 PM
    Poor Starty, was it something we said? ;)
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    #780

    May 22, 2008, 10:02 PM
    GOOOOD Night you silly women. Good night Friend! Going for my movie now... I think!

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