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    May 18, 2008, 06:31 PM
    Grandpa and Grandma.
    Hot/Cold Sex as viewed by Grandpa and Grandma...

    After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

    'In fact, I do.' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'

    After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having
    Sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'


    'Oh, that crazy old fart!' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in July, and the second time is in December.
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    May 18, 2008, 07:01 PM
    I laughed out loud :)
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    May 19, 2008, 06:02 PM
    Wow! The longest I ever lasted was 6 hours.
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    May 21, 2008, 06:09 PM
    Hahahahahahaha Friend... hahahahahahahaha
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    May 21, 2008, 07:28 PM
    Grandma also suffers from Dementia.
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    May 24, 2008, 02:32 PM
    Lmfao!! Short and sweet, I like it :)
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    May 24, 2008, 09:13 PM
    LMAO! M, that joke would make sense in OZ land, but not in Canada my dear Fran Man. I think Grandpa would be hot and sweaty in July, and cold and chilly in December! LOLOL! ;)
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