[startover22]

That is for sure. I agree Alty! Alty just be real careful with trusting, k? I only say that cause I have been burned a few times and I have seen people get burned, specially over the net;)
K, all that aside, I have a few pets, most likely I will be getting two turtles! I can't wait to have turtles again, they are so cool!! Anyway we let the snake go but I am sure there will be more coming in, just depends on how fast Jett finds them. And then how fast he loses them! My kitty is sitting right by the hot part on my laptop, and my dog got to go in the pool today... oh gosh and BEAR, the hermit crabs are still living no matter how much I don't give them fresh water, they just won't die! LMAO
Alty, you are a kind woman, I like you that way...

[Alty]

Aw, sweet Starty, I wouldn't change a thing about you either. I'm getting choked up now, jeesh, tough it up Alty. :)

Turtles, wow, turtles aren't allowed as pets in Canada right now, haven't been for a while, I don't remember why but it was a good reason.

I know how you feel about the hermit crabs, I have a 4 year old goldfish that I was told wouldn't last 2 weeks, hee, hee, the jokes on me, and he's getting to big for his tank, I really don't want to buy a new tank for him, but what else can I do? Watch, I'll buy a new tank and then he'll die, that's the way it goes. ;)

[friend4u178]

You looked so cute as a puppy!

LOL... thanks chery , that's it I'm staying a Pup.

Starty that sounds like a mini Zoo you have there , between you and Alty you's could almost start one.

[startover22]

We had fish in the turtles pool forever, I thought for sure they would die too, but they didn't for about 4 or 5 years... lol

Toughen up little lady, toughen up... I don't doubt that you will either I have proof oh wait it may take me about 57 hours to find all the proof through millions of posts, but it is there!

[startover22]

LOL................thanks chery , thats it I'm staying a Pup.

Starty that sounds like a mini Zoo you have there , between you and Alty you's could almost start one.

Did I mention the four kids too? :D :eek:

[friend4u178]

Did i mention the four kids too? :D :eek:

4 Kids as well , starty how do you find time to come on here??

[friend4u178]

Ok so I haven't posted a joke for you guys in a while , I feel like I have been neglecting my duties... :D


Tale of the Irish Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
Have a lot of money between them, they could only
Raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
With one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
Money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
Pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
Trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money! '

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a
Plan, Cheers!'

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
The sausage through my zipper and you go on y our knees
And put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
Out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
More drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
Can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
Killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
Sausage in the third pub

[startover22]

:D I ignore everyone... just kidding... well, sometimes I do, I can't lie. But usually I am here in the day when they are at school or late when they have been fed and are relaxing or in their rooms or on the phone or what ever they are doing, and it seems that I get up and sit back down a lot... I knew I could find a way to call this excersize:D

[Alty]

I'm not the worst one, yeah, Starty has more pets and she has more kids, I'm a close second though, sigh. Hey Starty, want to start a petting zoo, can you pet a turtle or a hermit crab, hmm, just a thought, actually, just M's thought. :)

I'm tough when I need to be, tough when someone else needs it, but really, I am just a big softie underneath. Dang, I already swore someone to secrecy about that very fact and a few hours later I'm telling my own darn secret. I can't keep my big mouth shut. Hey, no comments! :)

[Chery]

I can't help it Starty. Jeesh, is the tough exterior I project not working, is my soft side coming through?

My major downfall, I am a very trusting person, I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to, and even then, they usually get a second, third or even fourth chance with me. If someone hurts someone I love, then watch out, angry Alty can do some major damage, and she will. As far as animals are concerned, I've never met and animal I didn't like, I've never been hurt or wronged by an animal. I can't do allot to help the animals out there that need it, but I can do my teeny, tiny part and I love it.

Hee, hee, Starty, you also have allot of pets, even a snake, takes one to know one. :)

Alty, I too have give more than three chances to those I know did not deliberately mean me or mine harm. But those few who have meant to do damage - they really need to watch out - because I can be worse than a mother lion when it comes to protecting my two legged and four legged loved ones. They know who they are and cannot look me in the eyes. But I have a little surprise for them - I intend to spook the heck out of them and not let them rest for quite a while... that's my plan for revenge.

I also loved and had all kinds of animals: dogs, cats, a bunny, snakes (great big black boa in Georgia and a King Python in California), tarantulas, snapping turtles, hamsters (over 50 at one time - beautiful angora and apricot in color) and giuneypigs(sp). Plus all the cats in my neighborhood come around when I'm outside- I always have snacks for them. There is one special cat that I helped deliver her babies and gave them away to friends - she's still here - and bites and scratches when others come too close - but loves to sit and purr in my lap. Animals know who they can trust and they give unconditional love too.

So from one animal lover to another - a great big warm Hug to you and have a wonderful weekend, soul-mate.

[friend4u178]

I'm not the worst one, yeah, Starty has more pets and she has more kids, I'm a close second though, sigh. Hey Starty, want to start a petting zoo, can you pet a turtle or a hermit crab, hmm, just a thought, actually, just M's thought. :)

I'm tough when I need to be, tough when someone else needs it, but really, I am just a big softie underneath. Dang, I already swore someone to secrecy about that very fact and a few hours later I'm telling my own darn secret. I can't keep my big mouth shut. Hey, no comments! :)

No comment!!

[Alty]

Oh M, I'm so going to print that out for Wiggy, that was hilarious. Reminds me of a joke that, well, I can't tell on here. I'll PM it to you later, k?

[startover22]

Oh Friend I was going to say something, but you beat me too it! Oh goodness, that was a good one!!

[friend4u178]

Oh M, I'm so going to print that out for Wiggy, that was hilarious. Reminds me of a joke that, well, I can't tell on here. I'll PM it to you later, k?

Sounds good , I love Jokes :)

[Alty]

Alty, I too have give more than three chances to those I know did not deliberately mean me or mine harm. But those few who have meant to do damage - they really need to watch out - because I can be worse than a mother lion when it comes to protecting my two legged and four legged loved ones. They know who they are and cannot look me in the eyes. But I have a little surprise for them - I intend to spook the heck out of them and not let them rest for quite a while... that's my plan for revenge.

I also loved and had all kinds of animals: dogs, cats, a bunny, snakes (great big black boa in Georgia and a King Python in California), tarantulas, snapping turtles, hamsters (over 50 at one time - beautiful angora and apricot in color) and giuneypigs(sp). Plus all the cats in my neighborhood come around when I'm outside- I always have snacks for them. There is one special cat that I helped deliver her babies and gave them away to friends - she's still here - and bites and scratches when others come too close - but loves to sit and purr in my lap. Animals know who they can trust and they give unconditional love too.

So from one animal lover to another - a great big warm Hug to you and have a wonderful weekend, soul-mate.

Right back at you Chery. We do have allot in common, more than I realized as I see that you are in Germany, I am still a German citizen, moved to Canada before I was 4. It's great to meet other people who feel the same way that I do, especially when it comes to animals. I'll stop, promise, I could talk about animals, especially mine, forever, as the others will tell you. :)

[Alty]

Hey all, Cold meds and beer don't mix, I'm finding that out the hard way. Jeesh, I had one beer and I feel like I've drank a whole case. Watch out, Alty is lightheaded, we all know that this never ends well. :)

[startover22]

Chery, Alty and everyone else, I have a confession to make...
I don't like dogs... I feel bad for saying so cause I do like them, just don't like taking care of them... I also never knew how attatched I could get with a tank full of mating guppies... nor did I think I would ever love a stupid hermit crab... or a dumb ole facinating snake, or a soft bunny that bites me... I really need to stop cause the lossof our turtle devistated me, and only one person will ever know how much my indoor plants meant to me when I had to get rid of my ten year old plant friends when we moved here from Alaska. (he knows who he is) and so there it is, I am a whimpy strong weeny living thing lover... LMAO

Chery, I have to say you should amazing right now, and I love it!

[friend4u178]

Hey all, Cold meds and beer don't mix, I'm finding that out the hard way. Jeesh, I had one beer and I feel like I've drank a whole case. Watch out, Alty is lightheaded, we all know that this never ends well. :)

This could get nasty...

[Chery]

Ok so I haven't posted a joke for you guys in a while , I feel like I have been neglecting my duties..............:D


Tale of the Irish Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a
plan, Cheers!'

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on y our knees
and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub

O M G!! My side hurt, I laughed so much.. That was a good one. Good thing they did not go into an all men's pub.. or maybe they would have had their drinks for free there too? There goes my imagination again.

Start... I forgot about the fish I had in my office at work too, thanks for helping me remember.

As for the song I used to sing, it's original name was Rockabye Baby.. and continued with 'in the tree top.when the wind blows the cradle will rock... ' does it ring a bell now?

[friend4u178]

I have a confession to make....
I dont like dogs....

GASP... do I need to change my Avi??