[friend4u178]

Altyswiggy

I like it sneeze

[Alty]

Wiggy say Beunos Noches, although I don't know why, we're Canadians.

He's not allowed to start an account, we only have one computer, that would limit my AMHD time, not going to bloody happen. Also, he'll find out about all the stuff I've said about him. Don't remember everything I've said, was any of it bad? That's allot of posts to go through people, just to make sure nothing bad pops up. Nope, no account for Wiggy, he can live vicariously through me. ;)

[starbuck8]

hubby should start an account...

altyswiggy

...although, I have a feeling there'll be some fighting over the puter @ the house...god knows how addictive this place is...

I have a feeling we would nickname hubby Swiggy then! How does that name work for you Wiggy?. hahahaha! We need an alter-ego for Alty on Fri and Sat nites... Swiggy seems to fit quite well don't you think everyone? Hehe! ;)

[starbuck8]

Alty?. I think Wiggy might be asking for Nachos! LOL!!

[Alty]

Wiggy is actually a nickname he got in high school because of Altenweg, the kids always said Altenwig, and when that became to hard they just started saying Wiggy. Now you all know my last name, I wasn't very original when choosing a username. ;)

[friend4u178]

[Alty]

Alty??...I think Wiggy might be asking for Nachos!! LOL!!!

You had to say Nachos, you just had to. Calm down honey, breath, it's okay, I'll make you some Nachos, extra cheese? Breath, Starby didn't know, just BREATH! ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

Huh... that's how you got altenweg. Interesting.

[Alty]

Okay all, I just saw a post under plumbing with the title "What kind of pipe did I screw into?" I so want to move it to the Adult Sexuality thread, oh the answers he would get, oh the possibilites. Sorry, side track, couldn't help it. ;)

[starbuck8]

Hahahahaha!. that would be soooo funny Alty!

[Alty]

I can just see it. It's really hard for me not to answer that post, so hard, ooooh the temptation. Stop it ALTY!

[friend4u178]

Alty I remember you saying Hubby likes to do the BBQ if you ever have one , hope if follows the rules properly...


MENS...

BBQ RULES
It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

[starbuck8]

I can just see it. It's really hard for me not to answer that post, so hard, ooooh the temptation. Stop it ALTY!

Ohhhh... can we? Please?? I just don't know if I can resist that one! LOL

Yes M, us women just don't ever appreciate the talents of the man on the Barby! :rolleyes: hehe!

[Alty]

M, that was great. No Wiggy, you are not allowed to look at that post, avert your eyes for a moment. What's it about, um, ah, Granny panties, you, M posted a picture of really big Granny panties, that's it, yup, you don't like those, I'm doing you a favour. Pheww, that was close. :);)

[friend4u178]

Lmao...

[friend4u178]

I best post those rules in the humour section for all to see :)

[Alty]

You should, it's great.

Wiggy caught a glimpse when I was otherwise occupied, sneaky little bugger, he wants to print them out and take them to work. Dare I let him, all the wives will be mad at poor Alty, sigh. ;)

[friend4u178]

LOL... you have to let him , their international Rules :)

[starbuck8]

You should, it's great.

Wiggy caught a glimpse when I was otherwise occupied, sneaky little bugger, he wants to print them out and take them to work. Dare I let him, all the wives will be mad at poor Alty, sigh. ;)

I don't think they will be mad at all! They will be handing it out to all the other wives at the next BBQ, haha!

[Alty]

True, very true, both of you.

Okay all, I'm falling asleep at the computer, I think I should hit the hay.

Oh M, hubby said you better make it to the barbecue, I said, but he's a day ahead of us, he'll miss it. Wiggy came up with an answer to that but my poor tired brain can't make sense of it. Maybe he should start an account, then he can explain it. Wait, thought, if he starts an account he can tell stories about me, no, no, no, that's bad, all bad, I still have some secrets, not many, but some. What have I started?

I'll sleep on it. Good night all, behave. Oh Starby, the pictures you sent me of Niki, tooooo cute, should I post one for all to see? Let me know, I'll do it before I go to bed.