[ISneezeFunny]

But I really WAS trying to stick up for you sweetie!

I know, and that's why I love you. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

fo sheezy? Am I to old for this? Nope, didn't get it. I feel dumb now. HELP!

Haha, no worries... hip hop slang. ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

Sneezy, you might want to take a crack at this one, to me it sounds like her water broke, but I don't want to give the wrong advice. You're going to be a doc, here's your first patient. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregna...id-208550.html

Man you're good... very possible her amniotic sac ruptured... but it could also be urine leakage, which is possible at her current state.

[starbuck8]

Ok Alty, you were right! Please someone tell me a joke or something! I shouldn't have gone there... and I sure don't want that job! ::tears::

I shouldn't get personally involved in that stuff! Think I need a roll in the snow! HA!

[ISneezeFunny]

Something that kind of excited me... I bought tilapia from the grocery store... it was $5 for a packaged thing of tilapia, and I figured I could make 2 meals out of it... so it was a bargain. I opened up the package, and lo and behold, there were 2 tilapia steaks in it! I can make 4 meals out of it!

... no? Not that exciting? :: pffbt ::

[friend4u178]

Ok Alty, you were right!! Please someone tell me a joke or something!!

Doctor's Office...


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
There, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
Sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
Her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
Of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
Desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my ", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
Advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

[kp2171]

What's funny about that? I can't piss out of my ear either! ;)

But the crap that comes out of my mouth probably makes up for it.

[starbuck8]

HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks M, I knew you would come through for me there. You were just sitting in the corner waiting to tell that one weren't you? ;)

[starbuck8]

Okay... Momma and Papa are almost home now. Only about an hr from home. Whew, I can relax a bit now! Ohhhh, and now it's Florida present time this week!! Yeay!! LOL.

Apparently the nasty Canadian border patrol gave my mother an extremely hard time getting across, so they had to spend about 3 hrs just sitting at the border... geeezzz. And they let terrorists through right?

Beer anyone? I can sure use one now! I know Alty will join in when she gets back!

Oh, sorry Friend, no beer for you for awhile! ;)

[friend4u178]

Hey no probs starby :)

Kp fortunately the crap that comes out of your mouth makes sense from what I read.

[friend4u178]

:( yep sadly another 6 hours before I have a beer

[starbuck8]

I'll have an extra one for you M... how's that? ;) How is your day going?

Sorry, you arrived when I was having a slight melt down, but all better now, lol

[friend4u178]

Thanks starby although I'd prefer to have it myself though :)

Days going OK at the moment , pretty busy at work so at least it makes it go quicker , that's why I have to disappear sometimes. Ah well they are paying me.

[starbuck8]

We always know that you are over somewhere in your corner... so we just wait for you to pop your head out. :)

Ok, you can wait to have your own beer, but you do know that I will have the other one anyway right? LOL! ;)

[friend4u178]

Ha ha I'm sure you will :)

[kp2171]

comes outta your mouth makes sense from what I read.

=)
glad to know there's others out there among the "I & A".

[friend4u178]

=)
glad to know theres others out there among the "I & A".

I'm going to regret asking this aren't I :o

"I & A"??

[starbuck8]

I'm gonna regret asking this aren't I :o

"I & A" ?????

Oh God, I'm sure glad you asked before I did! Do I want to know? or should I go sit in your corner M, until you boys talk, LOL!

[ISneezeFunny]

... not... sure... what's going on.

By the way, where's westy?

[starbuck8]

Okay then! Bu'bye now!