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    Apr 21, 2008, 06:05 PM
    Birds and the Bees
    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

    'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.


    At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.


    When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.


    If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex , I'll have nothing left to live for.'
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    Apr 21, 2008, 06:37 PM
    That's a good one made me n my mate laugh
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    Apr 21, 2008, 08:03 PM
    Ha! Good.
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    Apr 22, 2008, 03:00 PM
    O my goodness that was funny. I always knew telling your son that Santa didn't exist made him grow up faster.
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    Apr 22, 2008, 03:07 PM
    Yikes, this hit close to home, I just told my 9 year old that the tooth fairy and mommy were one and the same. Crap, now I'm in for it. ;)
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    Apr 22, 2008, 05:33 PM
    I like it.
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    Apr 22, 2008, 07:07 PM
    Lol
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    Apr 22, 2008, 07:13 PM
    Hahaha, Friend, I like this one too!! Nothing to live for... LMAO
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