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Originally Posted by Galveston1

The Almighty has provided us a Book. Skeptics and Atheists have tried for centuries, if not millineia to prove that prophecies were written after the fact, but have never made a case for that. There is internal evidence that indicates when various parts were written. If you want to pursue this for your own benefit, there has been a large amount of work dedicated to that very purpose. (examination of internal evidence) The stakes are too high not to at least look at the evidence.

Your right. There is internal evidence that indicates that I might be god. For your own benefit you should at least pursue the idea that I might be god. The stakes are too high for you not to at least look at the evidence. You should also investigate every other god that ever existed for the cost is very high if you worship the wrong god. Sounds like you have a very busy life ahead of you. It would be a pity if you searched your entire life for god and missed out on the one life you are certain you have.

I agree michaelb, the stakes indeed too high. I am currently working through this list: List of deities - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Gal- you need to relax, this is just a joke and a way to spark some interesting conversation.

More coffee for me. Oh great coffee I worship the ground from which you come.

How did you come to the conclusion that it was a joke?

I received michaelb's sacred texts yesterday. I will based my life around my interpretation of them.

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Originally Posted by michealb

/god mode off
Of course it's a joke. This is an exercise on how to disprove the negative. The point is that regardless of how outlandish the claim is you can't 100% disprove a negative claim. It gives Christians the chance to be on the other side of the debate of trying to disprove a god for a change. If we continue to debate back and forth on the same topic we won't get any where but if we change sides maybe some insight might be made.
/god mode on

Cappuchin- Are you kidding? Do you actually think that MechealB believes he is God? Well, read above and lighten up.

Lol Altenweg I think you just got a dose of British humour off Capuchin.

You just never know how serious some people are, do you?:)

Lightening UP

Is that better?

I can't tell, now you're so light that I can barely see you. Maybe you should brighten up a bit.:p

Sorry if I was a bit snappy before, I have a chest cold and I'm taking medication. I'm stuffy, grumpy and coughing all over the place. Every muscle in my body hurts. I'm not exactly a ray of sunshine right now. Maybe I need a nap.;)

Where is our self professed God today? Hey MB are you playing golf with the real God or have you given up trying to convince us that you are God?

Later Dudes, I'm going to get some more meds.

I'm around but as god, I'm always around. I just only answer when I feel the need too.

Hey MB- Do you think that you could get rid of this chest cold for me, it's now moved into my head as well. I realize that I'm not exactly high on the list of priorities, but I'd really like to be able to, oh, walk around, maybe even eat something, without every part of my body hurting. Heck, I pulled my groin muscle when I was walking up the stairs. Talk about adding insult to injury. Any help in this area would be welcome, otherwise I might be cursing you tomorrow, especially if it gets any worse.

I'll gladly give you 10% of my earnings if you deliver on this tiny request. By the way, did I mention that I'm a Domestic Engineer?

Patiently waiting to be healed.

Altenweg

That I can do. By my grace your cold and pulled muscle will be healed 7 days sooner.

Ooh, sneaky, I actually started throwing up now and thought that you were sending me a very clear "NO! In fact I'm going to make it worse." That wasn't you right?

I would have gotten back to you sooner but I was wiping puke from my mouth and getting in trouble on two of my other posts. No good deed goes unpunished.

Michaelb

Why don't you tell us about yourself?

Like what is right and what is wrong, what pisses you off and what you will do about it, what pleases you and what you will do in that situation.

inthebox,
Michaelb doesn't have to answer to you. You need to worship him.

The only thing I'm worshipping right now is the porcelain God. Ugh, being sick sucks. All hail MB.

That's no way to lose weight. Take it from me, when it's all over you are so relived to have your energy back that the world seems like a beautiful place once again... unless you're in the middle of the storm we're expecting out east.

Losing weight is the last thing on my mind. Storm, what storm? Great, you're out of comition (okay, how do you spell it, spell check keeps binging me) for a few days and the fit hits the shan. I better go nail the windows shut, the fun never ends.

Storm? What storm? There's a storm coming? MichaelB! Please save us from the storm! We beg off you, save us from this cataclysmic hurricane that karma has prophesied!

On second thought, bring on the storm, I'm pissy enough that I could probably take it on and win. Wait, who am I kidding, I can't even convince people that teens shouldn't have babies (sorry, tangent, I'll stop now).

If this is a snow storm I am going to be very grumpy tomorrow, I can see a corner of my dead grass right now and I'm quite happy about it. Don't mess with the grass.

Hey MB, I told a friend of mine that you profess to be God, she told me to tell you that you're silly, everyone knows God's a woman.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ooh, sneaky, I actually started throwing up now and thought that you were sending me a very clear "NO! In fact I'm going to make it worse." That wasn't you right?

I would have gotten back to you sooner but I was wiping puke from my mouth and getting in trouble on two of my other posts. No good deed goes unpunished.

Oooh! Been there, done that! You have my deepest sympathy. Especially as you can't get this inefficient god to do a darn thing. (hope you're feelin' better now)

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Originally Posted by Galveston1

Oooh! Been there, done that! You have my deepest sympathy. Especially as you can't get this inefficient god to do a darn thing. (hope you're feelin' better now)

Praying to me to get over the flu is at least as effective as praying to any other god.

I'm feeling better today, but I'm not giving MB the credit. Tylenol cold you are a God send. Now my hubby's sick and whiny. I'm going to Starbucks for a break.

michealb,
I have a request...
Would you please contact me after your mortal body dies?

Firmbeliever,

That request would fall under the absolute proof that I can not give you in your mortal form. As I have said I can not give you 100% proof of my divinity because the human mind can't handle it. You need to have faith and doubt as buffer other wise my greatness would overwhelm you and you would not longer be who you are.

I needed $40 for gas for my car yesterday. My pockets and wallet were empty. I asked michealb to help me out and 40 seconds later $50 appeared in my pocket. Praise be to michealb.

Your not the true god, but you might be crazy. (no offense)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm feeling better today, but I'm not giving MB the credit.

It's okay, if I would have wanted credit for everything I have done. I would have made sure I signed my work.

You have done fell and bumped yall's heads. Lol

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Originally Posted by love is abby

your not the true god, but you might be crazy. (no offense)

Are you 100% sure I'm not and if so how can you be 100% sure? If your not 100% sure shouldn't you worship me just in case I am god. If you worship me and I am god well then you have won everything. If you don't worship me and I am god then you have lost everything.

I HAVE a reuben sandwich with the image of the Holy Spirit going cheap.
If you don't buy it then I don't buy your scam, err I mean scheme either! :D

I feel the same way about the Jesus scam! LOL! :)

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Originally Posted by michealb

Are you 100% sure I'm not and if so how can you be 100% sure? If your not 100% sure shouldn't you worship me just in case I am god. If you worship me and I am god well then you have won everything. If you don't worship me and I am god then you have lost everything.

I am 100% sure you are not god.For one thing you are human.:)

I will never worship you and there is nothing you can do about it!
I would rather lose everything in this world than worship/bow down to another human.

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Originally Posted by michealb

Firmbeliever,
That request would fall under the absolute proof that I can not give you in your mortal form. As I have said I can not give you 100% proof of my divinity because the human mind can't handle it. You need to have faith and doubt as buffer other wise my greatness would overwhelm you and you would not longer be who you are.

Though I may have made the request in jest, it is seriously something I think about.
If any of you were able to come back to me after death to tell me I was wrong in my belief,now that would be something.
For I know the truth and stand by it for all your rejection of it makes not a dent in my belief.:)

You only think I'm human, you can't be sure. Just because everything you know states that I'm just a human sitting at a keyboard doesn't mean I am. I might look human and sound human but those things can be deceiving of what lies just under the surface. Why risk your soul when what I ask for costs you nothing?

Be careful
You know what the Bible says about the antichrist coming in the last day
You just might convince me of that point! :)

I am god I know how the world is going to end and trust me you don't have to worry about. Even when the end is near the human race will know and will not fear it.

I would love to hear how you "believe" the world is going to end.
Waiting... can't wait... :D

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

I find it more disturbing that a mod is essentially threatening to 'out' a member simply due to a different religious belief.

Yeah I'd say different religion...
I HAVE seen worse things here that need reported to authorities but this site is for peoples problems to be handled rather anonymously... so Fr_Chuck I am sure knowing this I am sure was jk.

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Originally Posted by michealb

You only think I'm human, you can't be sure. Just because everything you know states that I'm just a human sitting at a keyboard doesn't mean I am. I might look human and sound human but those things can be deceiving of what lies just under the surface. Why risk your soul when what I ask for costs you nothing?

It costs me a lot more than you can ever imagine...