It really depends on what you tempt me with.

You think you have it figured out. I think I have it figured out. You have convinced me! I am ready to give you all the respect and honor that I would give to --umm--Jim Jones or maybe David Koresh.

MichaelB,

Can I prove that your not god? Sure... but I honestly do not want you to try this, because I take your question as a joke, :D


You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

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MichaelB,

Can I prove that your not god? sure... but I honestly do not want you to try this, because I take your question as a joke, :D


You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

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All hearsay.

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You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

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No God that I've heard of has ever youtubed himself being crucified, how dare you hold michaelb to a higher standard than your false gods.

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You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible,...

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I provided YouTube proof of my god in the second post of this thread: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religi...tml#post865411

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You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

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I don't believe that you believe that your god did those things either. Why though would you need some person two thousand years ago to tell you something when I'm right here telling you. Regardless, your personal believes makes no difference in who I am. You could believe that someone is a fish but that doesn't make him a fish. 3 billion of you could believe a person is a fish, but you would all still drown when you enter the ocean.

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You think you have it figured out. I think I have it figured out. You have convinced me!! I am ready to give you all the respect and honor that I would give to --umm--Jim Jones or maybe David Koresh.

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Both of those men believed that were serving a god when they did what they did. I have no need for such cults. If I would have desired one I would have created one. This Q&A is for your benefit

Oh, well. Time will tell, won't it.

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I speak all languages that have ever been or ever will be however in order for a plan to unfold properly things you see as errors are actually required when you see the larger picture.

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You speak all languages? Gutten tag, wie geht es dir?:)

I do admit your grammar is emmaculate, so far;)

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Gutten tag, wie geht es dir?:)

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Ich bin gut, vielen Dank.
Ich schreibe die Wegedinge müssen geschrieben werden.

Yikes, thought I had you there. I only speak english and german so I can't test you further. How did you get the umlaut over the u? Aufwiedersehn.

Altenweg,
It's all about the ascii codes: Ascii Table - ASCII character codes and html, octal, hex and decimal chart conversion
The u with umlaut is alt-129 --> ü

Michaelb: As-tu reçu mon argent? Je t'ai envoyé tous ce que j'ai dans mon compte d'épargne.

I will be saved.

Thanks, I'll try that, I usually just add an e while typing. Do I need to decode your message to michaelb or are you going to share?

Votre argent a été reçu, je vous remercie. :)

Alrenweg,
You can also use character map. It comes with windows. Go to start, programs, accessories, system tools, character map.

I'm assuming his godliness knows exactly what I wrote... or he's busy at Babelfish. :D

Dear Lord it is you!
I bow and say goodnight.

Be warned! This "michaelb" is not god, he is a fallen noodly appendage, who is trying to tempt you away from the great spaghetti monsters noodly embrace! Ramen!

Babelfish would explain my bad grammar, If only they translated english to god better.

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Votre argent a été reçu, je vous remercie. :)

Alrenweg,
You can also use character map. It comes with windows. Go to start, programs, accessories, system tools, character map.

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Ha, got you, it's Altenweg not Alrenweg, whew you had me going there for a minute.:p And as you obviously read german you should know what Altenweg stands for, although I'm not making a statement with it, it's my last name.:o