Ask Me Help Desk - Women are so WEIRD.

Women are soooo WEIRD.

Why are women sooo weird.

Their so emotional.
So illogical.
They never see things from a man perspective.
They WINE too much.
I like my own space, but to them that's a BAD THING.. What..
They want to know everything about me... BUT what about keeping things a mystery and being a challenge, and keeping everything light and funny..

And THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH... THEY SPEAK A ANCIENT LANGUAGE CALLED
"WOMANESE"

AND FOR SOME ODD REASON "NO IS NOT IN THEIR VOCABULARY"...

WOMEN... WOMEN... WOMEN..!

THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT CREATURES...

Disclaimer: Not every woman is this this way... BUT MOST are!! But what the heck ALL ARE!! Lol

Men are really weird as well, I met my ex after 6 months after not seeing each other. We met because he wanted to see me really bad, and honestly I am still not over him, so I accepted (stupid mistake). When we met, he told he loved very much ,and that he always will, that he misses me very much but that he can't be in a relationship with me right now. What the hell? Did he wanted to "see me really bad" just to tell me that?! Did he just wanted something physical with me? Could a guy please translate this to me?

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Originally Posted by COCADA

men are really weird as well, I met my ex after 6 months after not seeing each other. we met because he wanted to see me really bad, and honestly I am still not over him, so I accepted (stupid mistake). When we met, he told he loved very much ,and that he always will, that he misses me very much but that he can't be in a relationship with me right now. what the hell ?! did he wanted to "see me really bad" just to tell me that?!! did he just wanted something physical with me? could a guy please translate this to me?

Okay... He supposely loves you sooo much but doesn't want a relationship with you. What he has isn't love. You should have been able to tell that by his actions alone. Real love can't wait. When a man really wants something he will pursue it. There another agenda here...

Did you have sex with him at this particular encounter??

Even for our own special language

You still pursure.

Yaay!

They still learn to love

<333

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Okay....He supposely loves you sooo much but doesn't want a relationship with you. What he has isn't love. You should of been able to tell that by his actions alone. Real love can't wait. When a man really wants something he will pursue it. There another agenda here...

Did you have sex with him at this particular encounter???

No, we did not have sex. I knew it was going to hurt me bad if we had. I understand that wehen a man really wants something he will pursue it, si why did he tell me that he loved me?

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Why are women sooo weird.

Their so emotional.
So illogical.
They never see things from a man perspective.
They WINE too much.
I like my own space, but to them thats a BAD THING...? What...?
They want to know everything about me.......BUT what about keeping things a mystery and being a challenge, and keeping everything light and funny...?

And THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH....THEY SPEAK A ANCIENT LANGUAGE CALLED
"WOMANESE"

AND FOR SOME ODD REASON "NO IS NOT IN THEIR VOCABULARY"......

WOMEN........WOMEN..........WOMEN...!!!

THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT CREATURES...

Disclaimer: Not every woman is this this way......BUT MOST are!!! But what the heck ALL ARE!!! lol

I could counter that with this.

Why are men so WEIRD?

They never show emotion.
They think they're logical but they aren't.
They never see things from a woman's perspective.
They yell too much.
They claim to want their own space and then call you every 5 minutes when you're gone.
They always want to talk about themselves but when we ask questions we're being too nosy.

And they don't talk, they just mumble.

And, even though they've been told over and over again, no is not an answer they'll accept.

Men, Men, Men.

They are totally different creatures.

Yes, all men!

Of course I don't really feel this way, just trying to make you see that being lumped into a group, a category, not cool.

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Originally Posted by COCADA

No, we did not have sex. I knew it was gonna hurt me bad if we had. I understand that wehen a man really wants something he will pursue it, si why did he tell me that he loved me?

Well he told you that to keep you waiting on the sideline just in case whoever he's pursuing now doesn't work... he using that to keep that string attached to you... someone else has his attention right now... hes playing with your heart... move on... go no contact... no contact with him...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I could counter that with this.

Why are men so WEIRD?

They never show emotion.
They think they're logical but they aren't.
They never see things from a woman's perspective.
They yell too much.
They claim to want their own space and then call you every 5 minutes when you're gone.
They always want to talk about themselves but when we ask questions we're being too nosy.

And they don't talk, they just mumble.

And, even though they've been told over and over again, no is not an answer they'll accept.

Men, Men, Men.

They are totally different creatures.

Yes, all men!

Of course I don't really feel this way, just trying to make you see that being lumped into a group, a category, not cool.

This is not truth... come on... and you know it... missy...

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

This is not truth...come on...and you know it...missy....

Well, gave me a reddie for my opinion, I guess you don't know the rules. :mad:

Also, you can call me Altenweg or Alty, but do not call me Missy little boy.

You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to mine. You don't have to agree, and maybe if you'd read the bottom, you'd realize that I don't believe that all men are like I described any more then all women are like you described.

You started this, so be prepared to defend you position.

Boys know NOTHING about women.

When you're a MAN, you'll understand us better.

Why are men sooo weird.

Men can be so emotionalless.

So illogical. Men can be extremely illogical.

They never see things from a man perspective. Men don't even know what a women's perspective is.

They WINE too much. Maybe you are meeting the wrong women

I like my own space, but to them that's a BAD THING.. What..
Do you give them their own space in return?

They want to know everything about me... BUT what about keeping things a mystery and being a challenge, and keeping everything light and funny..
Find a more mysterious woman that can relate

And THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH... THEY SPEAK A ANCIENT LANGUAGE CALLED
"WOMANESE"
LOL and men don't have their 'guy talk' language?

AND FOR SOME ODD REASON "NO IS NOT IN THEIR VOCABULARY"...
Maybe they gave the word NO up because too many weird guys kicked it right out of their language because they learned men don't even understand NO other than to say it so why bother.

WOMEN... WOMEN... WOMEN..!
MEN... MEN... MEN... MEN!!

THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT CREATURES...
ABSOLUTELY MEN are different creatures!

Disclaimer: Not every woman is this this way... BUT MOST are!! But what the heck ALL ARE!! Lol

Disclaimer: Not every man is this this way... BUT MOST are!! But what the heck we put up with them any way and some of us even allow you to THINK you are DA MAN!!

Mmm aparenty I have to spread the rep for both synnen and alty.

But good call both of you :D

N0help4u agrees: Gee Alty I didn't know you knew the same guys I know. How many hundreds of miles away from me are you??

OF course OP is looking at things from a male perspective
GO easy on him he just doesn't see most men from our perspective.
Like he never dated a hard headed know it all male -at least I would assume he hasn't had the experiences with males that we have had.

Your throwing yourself into the fire with this thread.

Read the rules on rating an answer and it's funny you said what you said about females but as soon as someone make a comment about men you get mad.

A quick solution to your dilemma is find a woman instead of a little girl mister.

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

N0help4u agrees: Gee Alty I didn't know you knew the same guys I know. How many hundreds of miles away from me are you?????

Apparently these guys are everywhere. ;)

I guess I found the one in a million that isn't anything like what we described, and he found me, not the "typical" woman, or at least not anywhere near what the OP described.

Being lumped in a group hurts. It's funny that the OP doesn't realize that the only thing all the women he's met have in common is him. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? :rolleyes:

Accually I personally suggest you are not ready for any type of relationship. Be her woman or girl. (or man/boy for all I care)

Until you can stop with the petty 'men are better than women' crap, your just never going to find one worth keeping/loving.

But you know... thats just MY OPINION. ;)

Sweetguy_23,

You're not a sweet guy after all. You've got over 222 posts, so you know the rules, abide by them. You give reddies for factually incorrect info, not because someone gave you a dose of your own medicine. Re-read the rules. As for your post, you must be a masochist posting something as sexist as THAT. You KNEW you were going to get hammered by the members here, especially the females. So, tell us, what happened to you? What caused these feelings? Did your girlfriend break up with you? Feel like talking? Ask you a question you didn't know the answer to?

You say you like your space, I'm sure you'll get all you want. And to set the record straight about you're disclaimer, read it again, it says "not all... what the heck, all of them"... By the way how old are you please? Tell us some more, this time don't be rude, calling people names like "missy". I'm quite sure you understand disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated. So try to act like an adult.

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Originally Posted by liz28

Your throwing yourself into the fire with this thread.

Read the rules on rating an answer and it's funny you said what you said about females but as soon as someone make a comment about men you get mad.

A quick solution to your dilemma is find a woman instead of a little girl mister.

Hold on... missy... hold on... I never got mad... but I defend my position... but I'm not in the fire... I down for the challenge... a very good debate I might add...

Yep it is time to stop and regroup and figure out why it is you end up with these women who whine and never see your perspective on things.
Maybe you are finding girls that haven't been through much so their main concern is the broken fingernail they got when they put their designer heels on.
Look for a woman that has it going on for herself as far as knowing what she wants.

Maybe the girls you talk to are whinging because you are giving them a reason to?? You sound awefull whingy yourself you know

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Hold on....missy....hold on....I never got mad...but I defend my position....but I'm not in the fire....I down for the challenge.....a very good debate I might add....

Again with the Missy.

No wonder women don't like you. :rolleyes:

You gave me an undeserved reddie. If you didn't like what I wrote and wanted to start a debate then you could have handled it better. Also, pretty poor way to start a debate, what you started was a war.

Obviously you want a fight. Well, this woman doesn't back down.

Get a grip and read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by John Gray I am sure you will get a kick out of it. Right up your alley.
As a matter of fact, if you think about it who was always right with their perspective on Home Improvement? I think Tim Allans wife had the head on her shoulders.

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Hold on....missy....hold on....I never got mad...but I defend my position....but I'm not in the fire....I down for the challenge.....a very good debate I might add....

Do you call every female missy? Missy sounds very rude and I guess you don't get that.

This isn't a debate but it might seems like one to you. Unless you know every female in the entire world and gone out with every one of them you shouldn't say the things you wrote.

Btw, I don't see any facts to support your agruement.

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Hold on....missy....hold on....I never got mad...but I defend my position....but I'm not in the fire....I down for the challenge.....a very good debate I might add....

Your concept of debate comes out of Jim Carvelle's playbook. Name calling is hardly what one would call a "logical" tool for debate. Perhaps you should finish middle school before trying again. I say middle school as that's where I learned debating.

Hey Mr Sweet Guy - sounds like you're in the process of doing some thinking and reflecting about women.

Reflect on this - perhaps you're meeting the wrong women?

This is probably going to sound a bit deep, but the partners we choose tend to be a reflection of the things that we like and dislike about ourselves...

So, if the women you meet are:

Sooo weird
So emotional
So illogical
Never see things from your perspective
Want to know everything about you...

Maybe, just maybe that says something about you and the choices that you make as well?

Just a thought, since you're in the process of reflecting.

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Originally Posted by Gemini54

Hey Mr Sweet Guy - sounds like you're in the process of doing some thinking and reflecting about women.

Reflect on this - perhaps you're meeting the wrong women?

This is probably going to sound a bit deep, but the partners we choose tend to be a reflection of the things that we like and dislike about ourselves ....

so, if the women you meet are:

sooo weird
so emotional
so illogical
never see things from your perspective
want to know everything about you ........

maybe, just maybe that says something about you and the choices that you make as well?

Just a thought, since you're in the process of reflecting.

Good point... I like your perspective. Im just reflecting about women that's all...

I love women! Let me put it these way... you all are SPECIAL creations... what I mean by that is the fact that God himself didn't create you like He did men... He took a different route and created you all in a very special way...

What Im reflecting about as I think of my past relationships (which have not been that great because I was always too nice and too much of a gentlemen, therefore me getting taking advantage of)

I've started to realize that no matter how compatible a Man and Woman is... Women are still wired differently... thats the perspective I was coming from...

And I tried to be a little COMICAL with it but most of women that read my original introduction took what I said the wrong way...

Which really proves my point... Women are weird (GENERALLY SPEAKING)

Disclaimer: Don't be so sensitive about this issue. Really think about.

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Good point...I like your perspective. Im just reflecting about women thats all...

I love women! Let me put it these way...you all are SPECIAL creations...what I mean by that is the fact that God himself didn't create you like He did men...He took a different route and created you all in a very special way...

What Im reflecting about as I think of my past relationships (which have not been that great bc I was always too nice and too much of a gentlemen, therefore me getting taking advantage of)

I've started to realize that no matter how compatible a Man and Woman is....Women are still wired differently...thats the perspective I was coming from....

And I tried to be a lil COMICAL with it but most of women that read my original introduction took what I said the wrong way.......

Which really proves my point....Women are weird (GENERALLY SPEAKING)

Disclaimer: Don't be so sensitive about this issue. Really think about.

When I posted my first post I was trying to be funny too, then I got the reddie from you and it was game on.

Obviously you can dish it out but can't take it.

Men and women are different, that's what makes it so much fun. If we understood everything about the opposite sex it would be boring. You're the one that said you wanted a bit of mystery, well, when you date women you get it.

As for being a gentleman and too nice, do you think that being an a$$ will help you find the perfect girl? Doubtful.

Women aren't weird, they're just women, just like men are just men, dogs are just dogs and cats are just cats. We're all different, even among the same sex you'll find many differences.

You obviously have a chip on your shoulder, it's very clear.

Good luck.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

When I posted my first post I was trying to be funny too, then I got the reddie from you and it was game on.

Obviously you can dish it out but can't take it.

Men and women are different, that's what makes it so much fun. If we understood everything about the opposite sex it would be boring. You're the one that said you wanted a bit of mystery, well, when you date women you get it.

As for being a gentleman and too nice, do you think that being an a$$ will help you find the perfect girl? Doubtful.

Women aren't weird, they're just women, just like men are just men, dogs are just dogs and cats are just cats. We're all different, even among the same sex you'll find many differences.

You obviously have a chip on your shoulder, it's very clear.

Good luck.

Hold on missy... I never did say I couldn't take it... hold on... hold on...

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Hold on missy...I never did say I couldn't take it....hold on...hold on...

You hold on princess. :rolleyes:

Actions speak louder than words
Mr mr.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You hold on princess. :rolleyes:

Okay... I sense someone trying to be funny... missy poo... okay Ima have to bring it then just for... Altenweg... :cool:

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

actions speak louder than words
mr mr.

"Actions speak louder than words" huh??

Have you quite notice we're online... right... all I can use is words...

I guess you needed sum Yeshelp4u... huh..? :p

Reddies is an action that caused Alty to not think you were just joking

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

reddies is an action that caused Alty to not think you were just joking

Exactly!

Before that I did take it as a joke and I tried to do the same thing, but then the reddie. Obviously it meant more to the OP then he thought.

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Good point...I like your perspective. Im just reflecting about women thats all...

I love women! Let me put it these way...you all are SPECIAL creations...what I mean by that is the fact that God himself didn't create you like He did men...He took a different route and created you all in a very special way...

What Im reflecting about as I think of my past relationships (which have not been that great bc I was always too nice and too much of a gentlemen, therefore me getting taking advantage of)

I've started to realize that no matter how compatible a Man and Woman is....Women are still wired differently...thats the perspective I was coming from....

And I tried to be a lil COMICAL with it but most of women that read my original introduction took what I said the wrong way.......

Which really proves my point....Women are weird (GENERALLY SPEAKING)

Disclaimer: Don't be so sensitive about this issue. Really think about.

I'm not feeling sensitive - not at all really, but relationships are a two way street, is what I was trying to say.

Don't say that you get taken advantage of because you're Mr Wonderful - it doesn't work like that. Remember, relationships are a mirror. What you get is what you give out, and what you don't get is what you don't give out.

Of course women and men are wired differently - but don't forget that we're all human and essentially we want the same things. Love, security, commitment and good sex.

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Guy23

Good point...I like your perspective. Im just reflecting about women thats all...

I love women! Let me put it these way...you all are SPECIAL creations...what I mean by that is the fact that God himself didn't create you like He did men...He took a different route and created you all in a very special way...

What Im reflecting about as I think of my past relationships (which have not been that great bc I was always too nice and too much of a gentlemen, therefore me getting taking advantage of)

I've started to realize that no matter how compatible a Man and Woman is....Women are still wired differently...thats the perspective I was coming from....

And I tried to be a lil COMICAL with it but most of women that read my original introduction took what I said the wrong way.......

Which really proves my point....Women are weird (GENERALLY SPEAKING)

Disclaimer: Don't be so sensitive about this issue. Really think about.

I'm not feeling sensitive - not at all, but relationships are a two way street, is what I was trying to say.

Don't say that you get taken advantage of because you're Mr Wonderful - it doesn't work like that. Remember, relationships are a mirror. What you get is what you give out, and what you don't get is what you don't give out.

Of course women and men are wired differently - but don't forget that we're all human and essentially we want the same things. Love, security, commitment and good sex.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Women aren't weird, they're just women, just like men are just men, dogs are just dogs and cats are just cats. We're all different, even among the same sex you'll find many differences.

Hey missy , leave me out of this :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Hey missy , leave me outta this :D

LMAO!

That's Ma'am to you M. :D

No woman likes to be called Missy.That is what Mothers say to their young daughters when they are in trouble! It is demeaning.

Women don't wine (wine is an alcoholic beverage made from grapes).
What you are doing is whining!

If you want to understand women you have to care enough to pay attention and hear what they say.

Women want to be treated with dignity and respect.We want to be understood and appreciated.

Oh wait a minute ,that's what people want.

You get what you put in to a relationship and if you are meeting the same type of whiny female over and over again,you have to look at why you are attracting that type of lady.

Lastly,you have to learn to take a dose of your own medicine without resorting to giving arbitrary reddies.
That is just childish,sonny!

Yes I totally agree, we are sooo WEIRD!

It's just so amazing how WEIRD we really are. I men why would men want a WOMAN who cooks good meals, makes the house look nice, and takes care of the kids, and often has a job on top of all that. Wow! Women are AWFUL!

Men are just GREAT though! They are always so loving and caring when they are telling you the meal is cold after they ignore you for 20 min. when you tell them it is ready. Oh, I can't even forget how respecful they are when they come home to a clean house and mess it all up in no time. I ALWAYS love those great men who never want to help with the kids because "their too tired" but can't wait to go out with the friends in a hour. Men are definitely better than women!

Now do you see how WEIRD you sound?? Grow up and become a man and then you will find a real woman! Then you can bring your pretty little butt back here and tell us about "the one" and how much you love her! If "the one" turns out to even be a woman since you have so many issues with them!

For any who read this: I know all men are not like this. Just an example. =)