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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

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I am worse than my partner.

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Sometimes I think my husband is sleeping and then I hear him start giggling. Then we both lay there laughing for a minute.

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Originally Posted by ZoeMarie

sometimes I think my husband is sleeping and then I hear him start giggling. then we both lay there laughing for a minute.

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Hey no husband talk allowed this is single life we're talking about [just kidding]:p

Redhead I think you forgot the little chicken inserts that goes in the bra [giggles]
http://lindasmerchandise.com/images/72-7007.jpg


MRS.S

Yeah I know. Sorry... I figured we were so far off track at some points that it was OK.

It's our counterparts that remind us of the joys of when we were single, so they are allowed. :D

Just thought of another good reason for being single.. I don't have to clench my buttocks in bed,hold in my tummy and try and lie in a sexy 'hey baby' pose after eating a heavy meal and a few drinks.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

It's our counterparts that remind us of the joys of when we were single, so they are allowed. :D

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I had to spread the rep, but exactly! LMAO

Redhead, I get your point. This girl on my block looks like a clown to me. She goes taning all the time but I think she stays in there too long because her complexion is unreal.

I don't know why but I never been into make-up. The most I wear is lipstick or plain old lip gross. I have tons of lip gross because I buy a bagfull all the time.

I don't like fake nails, can't type nor draw blood from patients, so I don't bother. The only thing I do righteously is get my toes done twice a month--whether or not if I am with someone.

Farting in bed without being judged

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Originally Posted by redhed35

just thought of another good reason for being single..i dont have to clench my buttocks in bed,hold in my tummy and try and lie in a sexy 'hey baby' pose after eating a heavy meal and a few drinks.

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That was fuuny. I guess you don't have to impress them by buying all those sexy undergarments. Before I meant my fiancé I wore strictly boyshorts and mostly sport bras.

Now I wear sexy bras and thongs. The only down side to wearing thongs is that goes deeper in your butt when you fart-this is most uncomfortable feeling, especially if your out somewhere.

If things work out with the lovely brendan the thongs will be whipped out big time!

Ah man,what if I end up on the relationship crisis thread.. (im not even going to think about that.. positive positive positive) and please god one day ill be holding in the farts.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

if things work out with the lovely brendan the thongs will be whipped out big time!

ah man,what if i end up on the relationship crisis thread..(im not even going to think about that..positive positive positive) and please god one day ill be holding in the farts.!

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Things that make you go huh?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

if things work out with the lovely brendan the thongs will be whipped out big time!

ah man,what if i end up on the relationship crisis thread..(im not even going to think about that..positive positive positive) and please god one day ill be holding in the farts.!

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Um, ah, what? :confused:

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Originally Posted by redhed35

redhed35 agrees: ok ok! im infatuated with brendan,i somehow have to bring him into a conversation!

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With an infatuation like this, you may end up on the relationship thread...

Always good to calm yourself.

Too clingy and infatuated too quickly, can have a man running for the nearest exit.

Also, this is not a "conversation" this is a question and answer site, not a chat room, not a place to just randomly write something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I think you forgot the little chicken inserts that goes in the bra [giggles]
http://lindasmerchandise.com/images/72-7007.jpg


MRS.S

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I can see the look on a guy a face if you take the silicone inserts out, priceless.

Is it bad that I don't notice a difference between the before and after, except the tan on the second picture?

Hmmm. ;)

In the after photo her breast looks a little more fuller and it gives it a lift. But then again the after photo might not be the same set of breasts from before because the after photo do looke more taner than the before photo.The silicone breast is a scam. Shame on them!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Is it bad that I don't notice a difference between the before and after, except the tan on the second picture?

Hmmm. ;)

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Oh there's a difference all right Alty... :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Is it bad that I don't notice a difference between the before and after, except the tan on the second picture?

Hmmm. ;)

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I wouldn't call it "bad". I'd say it indicates that you probably aren't a man trapped in a woman's body. Which is a good thing, right?

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Altenweg agrees: Leave it to you to notice M.
starbuck8 agrees: I knew you would sniff that out! lol

You 2 have to stop picking on me ;)


starbuck8 agrees: I don't know! Have you ever spoken to her on the phone? Her voice is rather deep! haha! ::hiding::

LMAO... funny starby :) oops did Alty hear that :eek: ::running away::