Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! I love it. You don't need kids, you are one! :D

---

My wife says that all the time!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by spitvenom

My wife says that all the time!

---

All wives say that to their husbands.

When I introduce my family it's "This is my son Jared 10, my daughter Sydney 6, and my big kid Mr. Alty 38". ;)

He actually fights with the kids over the Wii and Xbox. I don't know how many times I've had to put that man in a time out. :p

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Altenweg

All wives say that to their husbands.

When I introduce my family it's "This is my son Jared 10, my daughter Sydney 6, and my big kid Mr. Alty 38". ;)

He actually fights with the kids over the Wii and Xbox. I don't know how many times I've had to put that man in a time out. :p

---

I love time out;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I love time out;)

---

Then she's doing it wrong! :rolleyes:

I think the number one reason I shouldn't have any kids would be last Christmas we were at my in-laws and my wife's niece was walking buy and somehow she had food in her hair (she is 3) to get her attention I actually made the sound you would make to get a cats attention you know psst psst psst. My mother in law leaned over and said you do know that is a person not a cat, Maybe you two shouldn't have kids! I have yet to live that one down.

Spit, psst, psst, psst. LMAO, mental picture! :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Then she's doing it wrong! :rolleyes:

---

Depends on your definition of "wrong"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by spitvenom

I think the number one reason I shouldn't have any kids would be last Christmas we were at my in-laws and my wife's niece was walking buy and somehow she had food in her hair (she is 3) to get her attention I actually made the sound you would make to get a cats attention you know psst psst psst. My mother in law leaned over and said you do know that is a person not a cat, Maybe you two shouldn't have kids! I have yet to live that one down.

---

When my fiancé and I first got together and hung out with the girls, I played "fetch" with the youngest. She kept telling me to throw the ball so I did. I didn't see the problem, still down. It's fun, she likes it, I like it

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

When my fiance and I first got together and hung out with the girls, I played "fetch" with the youngest. She kept telling me to throw the ball so I did. I didn't see the problem, still down. It's fun, she likes it, I like it

---

It's all good unless you pat her head, rub her belly and give her a treat when she returns the ball. ;)

Our kids try to play fetch with the puppy but it doesn't work too well. That little dog has them well trained. They use to throw the ball, he'd run to the ball, pick it up, then drop it on the ground. Then the kids would run over to get the ball, pat him on the head, tell him it's okay and throw it again. Now the dog doesn't even go to get the darn ball, he just waits for the kids to do it. They usually give up after an hour or two. :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Depends on your definition of "wrong"

---

It's supposed to be a punishment, no toys, no TV, nose in the corner and think about what you've done, one minute for each year you've lived, so 22 minutes for you.

That sounds really mean. :eek:

That's a long time out, I think I'll take the spanking

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

That's a long time out, I think I'll take the spanking

---

:eek: TMI! :eek: :p :D

Ya, I usually take the spanking too, for me it's 38 minutes in time out, that's almost an hour! :p

Ha ha ha!! Yep you're getting up there :p

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Ha ha ha!!! Yep you're getting up there :p

---

Hey! 38 is the new 20, just like red is the new black! :cool: