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  • Feb 26, 2009, 01:52 PM
    streve
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by polska View Post

    "I'm not quite over my ex yet."

    I just got this one last week... Along with...

    "I don't feel that spark we had before"

    And

    "I think we spend too much time together"

    Yup, all three came out in the same break-up. Spaced apart of course because I contradicted each one.
  • Feb 26, 2009, 02:35 PM
    slapshot_oi
    This happened twice with two different girls in a year's time. I saw each one less than a month.

    Girl 1:
    "I don't want a relationship, when I went to that party tonight I hooked up with someone"
    "Awesome, I hooked up with someone too! And I don't know where you're getting this relationship business, I never had any intention of dating you seriously".
    Evil stare

    Girl 2:
    "I think you want a relationship, and you know I don't want one right now."
    (You can't be serious... not this again)
    "But if your in the area I'd love to see you again."
    Sigh... "[Girl's name], I couldn't care less if I never see you again". Bam!
    Evil stare

    And the most recent break-up was a text message, and that was the one girl I actually respected... go figure.
  • Feb 27, 2009, 04:25 AM
    MiSSsy111222

    I can't handle being in a relationship, this is big to me, and I can't do it. Bul****!

    You want marriage and I don't. (just point this out, he was the one suggesting marriage?. im still confused)

    Three months later he could handle being in a relationship... with someone else.
  • Jul 29, 2009, 02:49 PM
    Angelaaaox

    Ohhh okayyy " i needed to do this for myself i just dont wana be in a relatonship anymore.."waittt.. through a text message worst possible way to break it off.
  • Jul 29, 2009, 03:12 PM
    COCADA
    " I want to treat you like my queen but I dont have the money ot the time to do so, once I finish school, get a stable job and make some money, once I have all the time in the world to concentrate on you , then we'll make it work ... I will always love you, I can't imagime myself growing old without you"


    BULL! Bs and more bs.
  • Jul 29, 2009, 10:00 PM
    inertia

    "I don't know who I am anymore"... Ohhh no wonder, that other girl was way nicer.

    "If we are both still single at 30, let's get married"... I actually felt special when I heard this one, but I was 18 and stupid.

    "We never have fun"... Because you are clinically depressed, is that really my fault?

    Ok, because I'm not always a victim, here are some I have used, don't flame me. I was younger.

    "My life is too hectic and I don't have the time to give you what you need or want, you deserve better"... I meant it, honestly. I was single for another two years after that girl. I still feel crappy when I think about how undeserving I was of her affection back then. She is better off too, married and happy.

    "I need a break from you"... Once again. I didn't want to end it. I just wanted to breathe and prioritize my life. I was head over heels in love, but stressed out from all of the demands made on me. We eventually got back together, but I don't think she ever forgave me for that and we broke up a few months later.
  • Jul 29, 2009, 10:46 PM
    bswc

    "I never understand abit of you and what you are thinking"

    My ex fed me with this and moments later where talks about the relationship she sounded interested in me and said she gave me all the Bs(She said she likes another guy when we break up) its because she understands me and know that I would not give up if she didn't say it in that way. Get the point? Hahahaha, what an As.hol
  • Jul 30, 2009, 02:19 PM
    vanheart

    My ex said after 5yrs. "I want to be single"
  • Oct 24, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Ny_novelist
    This was one of my favorites that my ex's used

    "Its not that i don't love you its that i just don't want to cheat on you"

    "I'm not breaking up with you i just think were better off as girlfriend/boyfriend buddies"

    "I have to focus on soccer." And he go kicked off the soccer team
  • Oct 24, 2009, 04:15 PM
    confusedrebecca
    L.E.A.V.E!

    This is what I used for my ex who cheated on me 4 weeks ago. That was it. I offered no further discussion, no chances for him to continue lay out his excuses. I even washed my lips and hands with soaps in front of him to humiliate him. I cannot think of anything clearer than that!
    (So, actually it is the best one since I gave him the permanent closure.
    No confusion whatsoever.)
    Oh, it is followed by 4 weeks of NC so far...

    Written sign on my door for my ex who constantly knocked my apartment door to talk to me:

    Notice:
    This entrance is for a loyal & faithful person only.
    Please do not knock or ring for life time, if you are not qualified.

    Is it clear enough?? Thanks.
  • Oct 24, 2009, 04:30 PM
    A4Effort

    "My feelings have changed for you. I still have love for you but it's not the same love."

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf that!
  • Oct 25, 2009, 02:29 AM
    erikabrowell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ilovcali View Post
    Thought I'd start a lighter thread. Maybe somtimes humor is good during tough times.

    1. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

    Worst line ever. Does anyone actually believe this? I mean really? The correct line should be:

    --If it's meant to be, you make it be.

    2. I need space.

    No, you don't. Be honest.

    --I need you out of my life...maybe for good.

    3. I think we need a break.

    Yeah right.

    --I want to break up with you.

    So, you guys got some more classic lines?

    How about "it's not you, it's me"
    "i need to focus on my career right now" ( suddenly had to despite not having to before)
    "You're too good for me"

    He literally used all of these when breaking up with me and said I can't date you anymore. What a coward, he could not even tell me the truth.
    Hahah Yeah right.

    The funny part is he says he "doesn't have time" to have a girlfriend to one of my best friends a month later and yet has pursued other women this whole time. I have literal proof and have heard through the grape vine.
    Almost all guys are the same.
  • Oct 25, 2009, 07:55 PM
    vanheart

    What are those lines going to be a hundred years from now?

    Same thing? I hope not.

    Just make sure what you say. And think about what you say.

    But, with breakups, at that point, its too late.

    More importantly, say what you say every day to the ones you love and mean it.

    But most importantly, deliver your actions in truth, those speak loader.

    We all know those cowardly BS lines...
  • Oct 25, 2009, 08:15 PM
    emopunk7
    This is what I got from the love of my life...

    "I'm not the same person I used to be" "I feel miserable and I quit"

    I haven't spoken to her since!
    We had such great times. Sometimes I feel it was my fault. I just don't see how though because I only did one thing wrong and it was something she did like 4 times. Go figure.
  • Nov 10, 2009, 08:13 PM
    gio84

    I think one of the funniest I've ever heard was what my ex told me when she broke up with me and it was " i dont think i love you enough to wait for u to finish university." I thought that was ridiculous because you either love some one and accept him the way he is and stand by his side or you just don't love him and move on.
  • Nov 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
    vanheart

    Might as well been 3 PhD's...
    Good one.
  • Nov 11, 2009, 06:24 AM
    notsogreat

    My ex fiancée of ten years ended our relationship with

    We are just too different, we could not come together. We became Complacent.

    Which really means-I have someone else, and I am bored with you.
  • Nov 11, 2009, 09:09 AM
    tara1
    "Brad Pitt also found Angelina, and life is good for him".
  • Nov 11, 2009, 10:11 AM
    Imabadman

    How about the classic, "You don't listen to me."

    I listen when you talk. But unfortunately my mind reading abilities are not functioning.
  • Sep 9, 2010, 07:08 PM
    silverlining

    An ex boyfriend once said to me.. " I just can't be the bf that you want me to be"..

    I was thinking but what kind of boyfriend do I want you to be? I still don't know I should've asked lol
  • Sep 9, 2010, 07:21 PM
    silverlining

    Although I have been guilty of the using the "we're just too different" line..

    As well as "I wanna go on a break for a while"

    And also ending it over text :S

    I'm much more mature these days though haha
  • Dec 14, 2010, 09:02 PM
    hunterm101
    Ugh... this is my worst break-up experience... my ex ruby the day of told me that she wasn't ready to be in a RELATIONSHIP, but that she still wanted to be friends... 2 months later, she got with a girl in her cosplay group >.>

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