I'm glad I'm not Andrew Morris.
What city is this in? If its in Sydney I'm not far away. I want front row tickets.
Sorry for your pain man. It sounds as though in a sad way though that this is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Don't wasts another minute on this women.
Oh and revenge isn't as sweet as you might imagine. The best revenge is to let her wallow in the filth she has made for herself!