Ask Me Help Desk - Uses of men

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Originally Posted by huno

Thanks, kristynn. :) ;)

See, cjnvgq, kristynn likes me; why can't you? I swear I'm a nice guy.

I'm like sushi: I'm an acquired taste and, when you first look at me, I don't look very appetizing. But once you try me I'm tasty, smooth, and I go down easy with a nice glass of Sapporo. Plus I'm full of protein. And made by Mexicans in the USA. :D

U are like Sushi? It's a shame! Are you ruining my country? I think you are a jerk from the beg to the end!:D

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Originally Posted by huno

That's voyeurism, too, sweetie. ;)

A little bit, yes. Just a little bit... :)

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Originally Posted by nicespringgirl

U are like Sushi?? It's a shame! R u ruining my country?? I think you are a jerk from the beg to the end!:D

Hey, until Japanese restaurants can bring in Suzuki, Kojima, and Miyamoto from Japan, you'll have to do with Sanchez, Castillo and Salcido from Mexico. :D

(Bonus points for anyone who knows what the names in each set have in common).

I'm not a jerk. I think you're just siding with your sister, cjnvgq. :D

But in case you really do think I'm a jerk... it takes a strong woman to understand a strong man, dear. What are you? ;)

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Originally Posted by huno

Hey, until Japanese restaurants can bring in Suzuki, Kojima, and Miyamoto from Japan, you'll have to do with Sanchez, Castillo and Salcido from Mexico. :D

(Bonus points for anyone who knows what the names in each set have in common).

I'm not a jerk. I think you're just siding with your sister, cjnvgq. :D

But in case you really do think I'm a jerk... it takes a strong woman to understand a strong man, dear. What are you? ;)

You are not a strong man, I might be the strong woman.;) I problly make more money than you do by working in Jap restaurant. Do u work in a restaurant? :D

I don't work in a restaurant... though believe it or not, a lot of servers can make more money than most college graduates if they work in rich areas (I've heard San Francisco waiters, for instance, can make 50K+; they even require college degrees now! Which is good, because I don't know what else kids with degrees in philosophy or global studies could do... ).

I think I now know why you can't find a date, springgirl--you don't know a good man when you meet one. ;)

Was it Paris Hilton that said:

"Every woman should have four pets. A jaguar in the garage. A mink in the closet. A tiger in bed. And, a jackass to pay for everything."

Sounds more and more like a soap opera hehehe

Lets just hope the readers know everyone is just playing and not being hurtful (WE are all just playing right!! )

Philly I Love that quote about the pets...

Have Fun
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Originally Posted by serena6878

Girls shouldn't break up with guys because there are lots of uses that could benefit girls.
When tired, a man is a pillow to sleep;
when sad, a man is a handkerchief;
when lonely, a man is an animal stuff to hug;
when it rains, a man is an umbrella.
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But why are we so stupid to say goodbye to a man loving us?

A hard pillow that makes funny sounds from both ends... no thank you.
He's probably why I'm crying to start with... no thank you.
Why would I be lonely with him unless he's not giving me some attention?. no thank you.
I like walking in the rain with out a umbrella... no thank you.

I have a pillow, Kleenex, a stuffed animal,and an umbrella and they are much easer to dispose of if I'm not happy with them.

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Originally Posted by huno

I don't work in a restaurant... though believe it or not, a lot of servers can make more money than most college graduates if they work in rich areas (I've heard San Francisco waiters, for instance, can make 50K+; they even require college degrees now! Which is good, because I don't know what else kids with degrees in philosophy or global studies could do...).

I think I now know why you can't find a date, springgirl--you don't know a good man when you meet one. ;)

Of course, I know, I used to work in Sushi place too.;) I don't know about philosophy majors,LOL. I won't date one with majors like that. What is your major then? How do I know if you are a good man or not? :rolleyes: Btw, girls can be picky if they got the looks, can they? :p ( ignore our intelligence and achievement which guys don't care!! :mad: )

HEY! Give us guys some credit!
You forgot
When bored, men are great to be manipulated and confused
When lazy, men are great to be manipulated into doing things for you
When lazy, men are automatic door openers and bag trolleys

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Originally Posted by nicespringgirl

Of course, I know, I used to work in Sushi place too.;) I don't know about philosophy majors,LOL. I won't date one with majors like that. What is your major then? How do i know if u r a good man or not? :rolleyes: Btw, girls can be picky if they got the looks, can they? :p ( ignore our intelligence and achievement which guys don't care!!!:mad: )

My major was Computer Science, just got my MS last month. :)

How do you know if I'm a good man or not? Hm... well sorry, I can't prove that to you. You'll just have to find out for yourself. ;)

And YES, girls with good looks should be picky--VERY picky. Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron. They should be dating geniuses so they can have intelligent, supermodel children.

Honestly, achievement doesn't mean much to me. Girls should be reasonably intelligent, though... I don't want a girl I have to babysit.

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Originally Posted by huno

My major was Computer Science, just got my MS last month. :)

How do you know if I'm a good man or not? Hm... well sorry, I can't prove that to you. You'll just have to find out for yourself. ;)

And YES, girls with good looks should be picky--VERY picky. Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron. They should be dating geniuses so they can have intelligent, supermodel children.

Honestly, achievement doesn't mean much to me. Girls should be reasonably intelligent, though... I don't want a girl I have to babysit.

I think you two need to write a new topic like "huno and his girl enemies" and discuss there. Don't forget my topic is "Uses of Men" here!

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Originally Posted by huno

My major was Computer Science, just got my MS last month. :)

And YES, girls with good looks should be picky--VERY picky. Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron. They should be dating geniuses so they can have intelligent, supermodel children.

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I am glad you realize that ;) ,but where are the super geniuses?:confused: I mean even successful man/puer geniuses like secretary type girl, :p which I AM NOT! Dang! :mad: where did you get your MS by the way? :rolleyes:

[becasue he could be phsically abbusive or verbally abusive... thats why don't use guys unless they are s

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Originally Posted by huno

How do you know if I'm a good man or not? Hm... well sorry, I can't prove that to you.

Huno is nice! No doubt! ;).. and brilliant, too :p

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Originally Posted by huno

Most beautiful girls go for the first idiot they see: usually it's some redneck or a gang member or some moron.

Oh really? I kind of disagree with you this time.

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Originally Posted by huno

Honestly, achievement doesn't mean much to me. Girls should be reasonably intelligent, though... I don't want a girl I have to babysit.

Quite reasonable, I guess. :)

I say follow your feelings... you can't just "Decide" that your going to go out with someone, you got to have feelings for them. But some judgement is necessary to avoid people who will hurt you badly or who aren't right for you.

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Originally Posted by cal823

i say follow your feelings...you can't just "Decide" that your gunna go out with someone, you gotta have feelings for them. but some judgement is neccessary to avoid people who will hurt you badly or who arent right for you.

Very true and great post.

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Originally Posted by serena6878

I think you two need to write a new topic like "huno and his girl enemies" and discuss there. Don't forget my topic is "Uses of Men" here!!

Don't you get it? This IS another "use for men:"

When mad, a man is a punching bag to punch. :D

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Originally Posted by kristynn

Huno is nice! No doubt!! ;) ..and brilliant, too :p

Thank you. :)

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Originally Posted by kristynn

Oh really? I kind of disagree with you this time.

Well... I'm generalizing, I know. You and I both know who doesn't fit that description. :D But most girls I meet love guys with rap sheets.

Where are the girls who like successful men?

This is so sad...
So many people on this sight say "girls like bad guys" or "guys only want sex"
The people I know, these things are only true for a very small proportiion.