Me: "Have you ever smelled moth balls before?

Friend: "I have and it's horrible!"

Me: "How in the world did you get your nose between their tiny legs?":p

Hahaha!! :d

Naught guy, hahaha... :)

Hello:

This is so old I'm embarrassed to make a new thread:

Have you ever smoked a salmon??

How did you keep it lit??

excon

This one is really old too:
A fat lady was riding the bus when she had to poop. She kept asking the bus driver to pull over so she could go but he kept telling her to wait another minute. Finally, she could wait no more, she opened the window and let it rip.
Two winos were standing on the street corner and the poop hit one of them square in the face. "Wow, did you see the size of that plug of tobacco?" one of them asked.
"Tobacco hell!" the other one said, "Did you see the size of them lips that spit it?"

To keep mice out of your house put steel wool in their little holes, it is a two person job, one has t hold their little legs.