A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
Years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
Was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
Sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
Support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
It discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
Payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it", he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card; he turned white, and
Fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

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Originally Posted by magprob

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it", he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card; he turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

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That joke reminds me of a cute one I heard years ago:

A little girl and boy went out to play... the boy went behind a bush to pee... the little girl followed him and peeked.

After she came home, she ran in the house to her mother and said "Mommy, mommy I now know why little boys run faster than little girls! Her mother said " And why is that honey?"

"Because little boys have a stick shift and ball bearings~!

Haha, you and your jokes magprob, crack me up every time!