A man was saying on the beach one day, looking up at the clouds, when suddenly the clouds split open and he could hear Gods voice.
"John Doe, this is God speaking to you. You know, you have been so faithful to me, you havn't missed any days at church, you pray every night, and I thought because you have been so faithful, I will give you any one wish your heart desires."
John Doe was surprised to hear this, so he thought to himself
"Wow, any one wish." After a few moments he thought of something
"You know God, I have always wanted to visit Hawaii, but could never afford to buy plane tickets for my family, so my wish is, I wish there was a bridge going from here to Hawaii."
God thought a moment then replied "John, do you realise how much work would go into building a bridge like that? Measuring the depth for the supports, having to go with the curve of the earth, the amount of labor going into the bridge? Don't you think that is a bit of a selfish wish?"
John thought for a moment, "you know, you're right,I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking about that, I got a different wish then. I wish I could understand women, sometimes my wife is going on and on, and I dont understand a thing she means, so my final wish is I wish I could understand women.
"Hmmmm," God thought "So will that be one lane or two lanes on the bridge?
