Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows,
Several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their
Own, entitled: "SURVIVOR-- SOUTHERN STYLE"
The contestants will start in Alabama , travel over
To Georgia and on to South Carolina . From there they will head up to North
Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi
And Louisiana , finally ending up back in Alabama .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large
Bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go
Yankees; Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.