Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?

Awww.. that was f****d up but true. And he's third if you count Sam Cassell.

jvibe101, you ain't nice. I think Sam is a very handsome man and a nice person.

Sorry... its one of those sports jokes.

rarely, and i mean rarely, do i laugh outloud at what i read online. this, i laughed at this one. thank you
Btw: vj... is way off base on this

:mad: Aight... aight I take back what I said about Sam

Thank you.

... Sam, whoever, is so still sidebar from where we started this thread...

:confused: You had to watch Stephen A. Smith to understand it. It was a friendly joke and even Sam Cassell laughed at it.

Does "vibe" not know how to start a different thread??
Just leave