UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
]vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down
in the Parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
Protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
]lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable
to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her
hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining
her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
