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  • May 22, 2007, 04:42 PM
    limo
    Cleanliness of vagina
    Do pickles really make your vagina smell weird? I also heard that pineapples make it smell good.. :confused:
  • May 22, 2007, 04:43 PM
    Rockabilly1955mama
    I've never heard of that myself. It might be true. It might not be.
  • May 22, 2007, 04:50 PM
    danielnoahsmommy
    Are you kidding! Good luck in trying that. You have too much time on your hands!
    You can always try an experiment!
  • May 22, 2007, 05:33 PM
    J_9
    OMG, you can't be serious!! Use water only as soap can dry you out and make you more prone to infections.
  • May 22, 2007, 05:54 PM
    magprob
    Holy Mackrel! You better peel it first!:eek:
  • May 22, 2007, 05:58 PM
    modular01
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by limo
    Do pickles really make your vagina smell wierd? I also heard that pineapples make it smell good.....?:confused:

    If you are talking about eating these foods and the effect that they have on your vaginal "scent", then yes it is possible. If you are talking about inserting them into your vagina orally, that is not a good idea. The acids in a pineapple can give you a yeast infection by throwing off your vaginal chemistry.
  • May 22, 2007, 06:14 PM
    excon
    Hello:

    No, but I heard if you put a pickle in your butt, it smells like a deli when you break wind.

    excon
  • May 22, 2007, 09:36 PM
    MummaCrash
    PMSL!

    I think if you consume a healthy diet your natural scent will be more pleasing.
    If you eat crap surely you're not going to smell clean.
    I'm trying not to throw up here.

    I do believe that pineapple and fruit help semen taste better.

    *RUNS!*
  • May 22, 2007, 09:40 PM
    bushg
    My friends mom always said when she ate fish her urine smelled like fish the next day. Lol. We were afraid not to believe her...
  • May 22, 2007, 09:41 PM
    MummaCrash
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bushg
    my friends mom always said when she ate fish her urine smelled like fish the next day. lol. we were afraid not to believe her...

    I think it's the same with asparragus.
    Who cares though, asparragus is delicious! Lol
  • May 23, 2007, 06:59 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by modular01
    If you are talking about inserting them into your vagina orally, that is not a good idea.

    How do you do that orally? That would be some neat trick with a pineapple. Hey limo, are you a contortionist? I have always wanted to be one, although using food in this way never crossed my mind. ;) hmmm.

    Limo, if you are talking about eating food and if it has effects on the odors your body secretes, yes, some food will alter your body's chemistry in this way. Some people are more prone to the problem than others.
  • May 23, 2007, 07:30 AM
    fix-what-you-broke
    I know what you are talking about, its like if my man drinks alcohol over one weekend it will make him taste bitter, he loves his pineapple juice and yes I can vouch that it makes him taste sweet.
    Yes what you eat or drink can determine the taste and smell of both men and woman.. im not medical in any way its just my opinion and experience.
  • May 23, 2007, 10:09 AM
    limo
    Uhh.. thanks guys. But I definitely meant EATING those foods. Didn't think I had to clarify.:)
  • May 23, 2007, 10:16 AM
    J_9
    LOL, limo, some people are into some strange kink, you know!!
  • May 23, 2007, 10:30 AM
    Rockabilly1955mama
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by limo
    uhh..thanks guys. but i definetly meant EATING those foods. Didnt think i had to clarify.:)

    Haha k good. I was kind of skeptic about that. :p
  • May 23, 2007, 04:03 PM
    danielnoahsmommy
    Try some asparagus and see what happens
  • May 23, 2007, 04:16 PM
    steviebeezie
    Rather than asking, find yourself a partner and EXPERIMENT! Be sure to record each day's observations and write up lab notes, k?
  • May 28, 2007, 05:35 PM
    frustrated22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by songmaster
    wait so ur going to stick a pineapple in your v...

    OK, I think what she meant was actually EATING the pineapple... not sticking it into her vagina, eintein.
  • Jun 1, 2007, 01:17 AM
    Greg Quinn
    I love pickles. Wait, A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

    The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

    "So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

    The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
  • Jun 1, 2007, 10:04 AM
    Greg Quinn
    No human being, man or woman, can act up to a sublime standard without giving offense. - W.E. Channing.
    ATT: Ruby Pitbull
    I edited it, You are absolutely right.

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