Male and Female objects...
This made me chuckle:
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living
Objects are actually either male or female. Here are
Some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold
Everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned
Off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are
An effective reproductive device if the right buttons
Are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the
Wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and
Are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get
Them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
Their bottom.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft,
Squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being
Looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the
Same old lines for picking up people and are invariably late
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time,
All the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've
Hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to
Have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought
It would be male, but consider this: it easily gives a
Man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
Doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
Keeps trying.
