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  • May 13, 2007, 06:09 AM
    talaniman
    Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
    Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah'sArk
    One : Don't miss the boat.
    Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
    Three
    : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
    Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done
    Six : Build your future on high ground.
    Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
    Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
    Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
    Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too.







    May your troubles be less,



    May your blessings be more,


    And may nothing but happiness
    Come through your door!



  • May 13, 2007, 06:29 AM
    shygrneyzs
    What a nice post to read on Mother's Day. Thank you! Now will you come and help me clean the oven? Lol

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